Halloween is my favorite holiday. It’s the one holiday where I don’t have to cook, clean, or share my favorite food with anyone else. Yeay!
Plus! Plus! I get to dress up and go to work looking that way. How often can I come in with fairy wings and antennae and not get reprimanded or sent to an institution for Loony Toons? That is cause for celebration, my friends!
So, I figure most people love Christmas. Or even New Years. And both of those holidays have Eves. Like the day is so fantastic, you can’t make it fit into just one day. So, I have Halloween Eve (or is it All Hallow’s Eve? Eh. Not important!)
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Merry Halloween Eve!
