Happy Thanksgiving, people! Go stuff your face and don’t report it to Jenny Craig! That’s what holidays are for.
In honor of this auspicious occasion, for which I will be slaving over a hot stove and then – to add insult to injury — I will be doing heinous mounds of dishes, I have decided to give you, my loyal readers, the:
Let’s talk turkey! Whaddaya know? (I only know 68% of the turkey stuff. Sad, but true.)






