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December 22nd, 2005
Demonic Possesion Quiz

Demonic Possession Detected!
You are possessed by Lix Tetrax

Lix Tetrax
This is the demon of the wind. Lix is a Greek term relating to the earth, while Tetrax refers to a four-season year. It is the Howling Whirlwind Demon born of the Great Artemis - causes fever and burning, but if it feels kindly toward you, will refresh you with cool breezes and lead you to refuge.
“‘I create divisions among men, I make whirlwinds, I start fires, I set fields on fire, and I make households non-functional. Usually, I carry on my activity in the summertime. If I get the chance, I slither in under the corners of houses during the night or day. I am the direct offspring of the Great One.’” - Testament of Solomon 7:5

While you may be suffering some of the symptoms of PMS, only demonic possession can explain the whole package.

We don’t claim to be 100% accurate, so you could probably benefit from the application of a little natural progesterone cream, but we encourage you to keep a good Exorcist within reach, just in case.

Demonic Possession or Hormone Imbalance?

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