Okay, normally I’m annoyed by these silly things, but Gena’s questions are priceless! So, here you go. The deep burning questions by Gena.

Everyone has one so I decided to make up my own…

1. Five people you want to see naked: (In no particular order…)
a. Jake Gyllenhaal (from Jarhead, not Brokeback Mountain)
b. Brad Pitt (from Ocean’s Eleven)
c. Matthew Mcconaughey (from his stint as Dirk Pitt)
d. Vin Diesel (I don’t care, just get nekked)
e. Scott Speedman (Underworld, duh! Only, you know, before the fangs. Biting is one things, but the fangs would sting a little)

2. Four things you want to eat while you’’re drooling and staring at the five naked people mentioned above:
a. Jello Jigglers
b. Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream
c. marachino cherries (even though I hate them, they just seem appropriate for naked glory)
d. whipped cream from the squeezy can (leftovers to be used at a later date)

3. Three things you want each of the men to tell you while you’’re eating the four foods mentioned above while you’’re seeing those five naked people:
a. Wanna f*ck?
b. Pick me, pick me!
c. That is the sexiest whipped cream I’ve ever seen. Can I go fetch you another can? And while I’m at it can I give you a massage with hot oil and wash and wax your car…naked?

4. Two people you’d let into the room while the men are begging and you’’re eating and staring at the totally naked people:
a. Tony Curran (Underworld: Reunion…only naked-er)
b. A photographer…no one would ever believe me unless there was solid evidence!

5. One thing you’d do after you let two people in your room while the men were begging and you were done eating and staring at the totally naked people:
a. wake up to find the food gorging was real, but the nudity was not (dangit!)

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