June 12th, 2006
Yep, I know today’s post is a bit late, but I just got in from the roadtrip to Ohio and back. As always, I bring back wisdom, whine, and song.
- Cincinnati, OH: The perfect place to have some asshole throw up a rock and crack your new car’s windshield. May the motherfucker’s manroot shrivel to limpness and may he be effected with premature balding for all eternity. Amen.
- The Kentucky Horse Park: One word–cooooooooool! I got to see spiffy horses and museums and Cigar–aka the coolest racehorse of all time. Or at least my life time. I mean, the horse made the cover of like Forbes and Sports Illustrated or something. That’s just awesome. Also saw the horse who played Seabiscuit in the movie…sweet! Then I called my horse-crazed stepmom and taunted her unmercifully…and bought her gift shop presents to make up for it.
- Cynthiana, KY: nothing special here, but I think I’m gonna name a character in my next story Cythiana. It’s just purrrty.
- Big Bone Lick State Park, KY: Yes, please. There is so much I could do with one of these. *snort* Okay, that’s just too good to pass up, ya know? Big Bone Lick…seriously? Big. Bone. Lick.
