June 26th, 2006
I got my release date for FULL SWING! Yeesssssss! It comes out August 18 from Cobblestone. How exciting is this? Okay, maybe it’s only exciting for me and my friends, but you can pretend, right? Right. Anyway, I’ve composed a list for all of those unconvinced by how exciting today is about why you should drop your money on my book on AUGUST 18.
5 Reasons to Buy My Book:
- Because I’m cute. Look over to the left. See the ribbons? That’s cute. And cute people need love too.
- Because it costs less than a latte at Starbucks. Caffeine is bad for you, but FULL SWING is good for you.
- Because it’s a good read. Really. I’m being totally unbiased here.
- S-E-X. Lots of it. And everyone knows sex sells.
- Because your husband will thank me when you’re done. (See reason 4 for details)
