June 29th, 2006
I promised I would make another top five list for why you should buy my Samba story Finding Paradise from Phaze at the end of July. However, I decided to add a little twist.
Reasons not to Samba while drunk:
- Because you’ll never be as cute as Brangelina in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. You just won’t. They get paid to be pretty.
- Because the only form of dance conducive to drunkness includes nudity and a pole.
- Coordination is not your friend. Neither is Jose, Jack or Jim.
- No one wants to see you Samba. No one. Those who do are even more drunk than you are and that never ends well.
- Because working a computer and buying my Samba, Finding Paradise, may be beyond the meager abilities of your drunken mind. And that’s bad.
