Well, the auspicious day has come to pass that Stealth Dater Boy left the university. He no longer works here and I believe he’s gone back to his planet in a galaxy far far away. The whole incident was rather ugly and not his fault (for once) as far as I can tell, so as much as I want to be happy, I just feel bad for him. How fucked up is it that he even managed to rob me of my victory dance? Jerk.
The day before he left, he was again trying to pressure me into seeing him. He wanted me to come over to his place so he could cook me dinner. Uh-huh. Right. And when I got there he’d be naked covered in whip cream with bow-chica-bow-bow music playing in the background. Okay, I just threw up in my mouth a little with that mental image. *gag*
So, dear readers, one of youe favorite characters from my life has passed and will not appear on my blog again. Let’s have a moment of silence for all the humor that hapless man caused you and the horror he caused me.
Okay, done now. Onward!
