I was talking to the Mad Madam M the other day and we discussed her upset over the lack of Hump Day Hotties.
M: You had no naked men on your blog today. What’s that about?
Me: I did that so I wouldn’t have to come up with extra stuff to say while I was gone. I didn’t want you to have to blog for me EVERY day.
M: Whatever. It was the one day I could relate to. Naked men works for me.
Me: Especially the Towel Edition you came up with, right?
M: Well, of course.
Me: I’ll think about it.
M: You should really reconsider! Now your blog is all about writing blah, blah, blah…
Me: Um, yeah. Because I’m, you know, a writer.
M: Yeah, what’s your point?
Me: I think I just got dumber listening to that question.
M: You’re a frickin’ librarian. There aren’t supposed to be any dumb questions for you!
Me: Yeah, what’s your point?






