Today is a new day. I’ll be blogging over at Shadows of Passion on Wednesdays from now on. Yeah, yeah. I’m all over the place. The better to suck you into the void, my pretties.
And speaking of pretties…
Here’s some nice-ness for you to drool over. Yum.
With clothes, and cowboy’d up. Niiiiiice.
Towel edition. ‘Nuff said.
Today, I’m in a fabulous mood. Yesterday I was too.
You want to know why?
Me too!
I’m on a rush of good moodiness or something. And it’s the weirdest things ever. Let me tell you why I shouldn’t be in a good mood: 1) I’m just getting over a case of pink eye. I want to itch my poor eyeball right out of my head. Maybe then it’d feel better. (Hey, I’m around college students ALL DAY LONG. Whatever they have, I get. Name of the game *shurg*), and 2) I’m coming down with a nasty cold, so I’m losing my voice and I have to teach a class today. This is gonna go great.
So, what’s with all the cheery, sunshine-blowing-out-my-backside good mood? I don’t know, but let’s roll with it people. Who knows when it’ll come around again?
Happy Tuesday! Enjoy!
Hey all!
Today is Novelty Girls Day, so go check out my post on plotting sex in the workplace.
It may sound disturbing, but go read the post before you judge!
And happy Monday!
Just to kick you week off on the right foot (mixed metaphor there), check out this odd/strange/pretty-sure-it’s-not-real picture of an ugly cat. My question? Where’s its nose?
This week’s quiz is a Simpson’s personality test. Here’s the funny part, I’ve only see a grand total of 3 episodes of this show. Ever. And I’m really okay with that number.
The quiz is rigged though. I so listen to the voices in my head. And people actually pay me to write about what the voices say. Now that’s sweeeeeeeet.
Dude.
| You Are Marge Simpson |
 You’re a devoted family member who loves unconditionally. Sometimes, though, you dream about living a wild secret life! You will be remembered for: your good cooking and evading the police Your life philosophy: “You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.” |
I got a surprise phone call last night that the book I wrote with Emma Petersen is coming out TODAY! That’s so freaking exciting. So be a dear an go buy, because I am way better than a latte and I’m just as cheap. Wait. That came out wrong.
Finding Paradise blurb:
Dr. Elena Málaga just wants to do her job. She’s excited to be selected as part of a Peruvian expedition to find the rare Paradiso flower. Unfortunately, her team leader is Ian Lucas, her one-time lover, a man who believes women have no place in field work.
Working side by side with him forces her to confront her attraction to him, and her long-suppressed feelings for him. Loving a man who would make her chose between him and her career is more than she can take. She’s determined to prove him wrong and convince him that by his side is where she belongs, in the jungle and in his bed.
Today I posted at both Howler’s Cafe and Shadows of Passion. So go check them out.
I think I started repeating myself, so I have no idea what I was talking about where. Just go there and comment. You know you want to.
As a reward, here’s a hot dude buttoning his pants. Yum.
Yes, I actually remembered this week.
So today’s hotty is Michael T. Weiss. For those of you who remeber, he starred in the ill-fated show called The Pretender. Yep, I was a huge fan. No like squee fangirl of the guy, but I loved the show and the idea that someone could pretend to be anyone by reading a few books. The librarian in me sighs in envy.
Here he is folks, enjoy the pretty! Unfortunately, there is no nudity this week. I’ll find something with a towel next week.
There’s a special chat going on at Cobblestone tonight. Come hang out and have a spookily good time (har-har-har)!
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