I blogged over at Shadows of Passion about the pressures of writing a series and the scary-ass expectations that come along with it. Click here to read.
As promised, we have the Dumb But Pretty (TM)edition of Hump Day Hotties. This is a short list of what actually makes up a long line of actors who reeeeeeeeally qualify.
First, we have my beloved Vin Diesel. He’s hawt, I adore him. I watch his movies, no matter how bad. But they really are all bad. Because my boy here can’t act for crap. He’s just really pretty and very good at action movie mayhem.
Ben Affleck. Bennifer. Bennifer Take Two. Oh, Benny Benny Benny. Another very pretty boy, but thank God Matt Damon took the lead in Good Will Hunting or I’m thinking the movie that launched those two would have fallen flatter than a pancake.
Another guy I really adore. I love watching his films, but they usually stink. A good example: Sahara. Wow, did that movie suck. But I loved it and I own it. Why? Because it was fun, I know it sucked, but I’m fickle that way. Keep up the bad work, Matty. I’ll watch.
Chad Michael Murray. Gave up a spot on The OC to do the WB (now CW) show One Tree Hill. All I can say is Thank God. When The OC rocks, it rocks. And it never would have rocked with this Dumb But Pretty boy in the lead. So, from all of us out here a viewer land: Thank YOU, Chad Michael Murray!
Another WB/CW boy who went from Gilmore Girls fame to Supernatural. He’s cute, he looks good when silent and brooding. He looks like a dumbass fruitcake when he tries to act. Especially when he tries to CRY while acting. It just makes you want to pat his head and tell him it’ll be okay. Not because you believe the crying, but because you want to stop the madness of him trying to act.
So, that’s all folks. The Dumb But Pretty line-up of love. Tune in next week for the next installment of Hump Day Hotties.
