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Today’s Hump Day Hotties is the special Prison Break edition of Wentworth Miller, brought to you by Mad Madam M.

Title: I’m stuck in Folsom Prison and the time keeps draggin’ on.

Mad Madam M: Well actually Fox River, but you get the idea. As you may have guessed, here are the Prison Break pics! Oh, how I love the pretties on this show!

Mad Madam M: Two hot boys in a roomy cage…what girl could ask for anything more?

Crystal: Um…to be locked IN the cage with the two hot boys? And for someone to lose the key to said cage.

Mad Madam M: They’re bringing sexy back…

Crystal: And sexy looks aaaaaaangry. They had a horrible, awful, no-good, very bad day.

Mad Madam M: Normally I don’t go for tattoos, but there is something about this boy’s tattoo. It’s a work of art that should be admired…as close as humanly possible!

Crystal: Yes. I can’t say more because I might drool on my keyboard. Yeesssss.

Mad Madam M: As if the cage wasn’t good enough, now we have them in chains with Wentworth giving a hot “bring it on” look!

Crystal: I am bad. Hear me purr.

Mad Madam M: Okay, maybe this image didn’t come from Prison Break , but the boy is posing for a mug shot. How was I supposed to resist?

Crystal: Look! I didn’t even have to ask for his digits! He just carries them around and flashes them at chicks. Sweet!

Mad Madam M: A boy with guns in front of sunset! Oh, such a romantic scene! I could tear up at any moment from the beauty of it!

Crystal: He has guns. I may have mentioned about the relationship between a boy and his equipment. And Wenny has two. I’m not sure how that applies to the equipment rule, but it’s kinda hot anyway.

Mad Madam M: See, I was just telling you…they are bringing sexy back!

Crystal: And it better not ever leave again.

Mad Madam M: So maybe suits don’t normally belong in prisons, but I think we can make an exception. I mean, if Bond can recover from his heart stopping in 30 minutes, why can’t prisoners wear evening jackets and slacks!

Crystal: Obviously, this is Family Day at the local maximum security prison. You know, where they spiff everything up and all…

Mad Madam M: Who knew prison uniforms could promise so much pretty?!?!?!

Crystal: Again. Me. Two boys. Locked cage. No key. Yum.