February 15th, 2007
The Anti-Valentine’s Day shindig was quite fun, and as always with my adventures, I bring back lessons learned.
- Crops are fun to play with, even when you’re shopping in a naughty store with other chicks. Don’t ask, don’t tell.
- Naughty stores actually carry plus sized shit. And I tried some of it on. Again, don’t ask because I ain’t telling.
- Other chicks will encourage you to by things you shouldn’t, even when you know you won’t. It’s the chicks-in-a-pack shopping thing. Genetically encoded or something. I bet even cavechicks had this problem when picking out clubs for their men.
- There are sex toys that include my name in the label. That’s some hard to resist shopping items right there. I mean, it’s literally calling my name! Everyone needs a souvenir, right? Right? Yeah, but I walked out empty handed. I’m a good little girl. Dammit.
- There are like a million cheeses that taste good with crackers. And if you’re interested in an edible orgasm, try the Key Lime Cake. Oooooooooh, baby! Yes. Yes! YES!
- I found a wine I like! Major break through here. I forget what it’s called, but it’s a sparkling white wine. I think. Probably, it’s just that I like anything that’s sparkly.
- And finally, an announcement: I just found out yesterday that I’m having a nephew in June.
1. girl with crop on girl action… yeah, find a guy to complain.
by Writer's Widower February 15th, 2007 at 9:50 pm2. Plus sized strap-on toys? or other?… nevermind, don’t tell.
3. Chicks-in-a-pack shopping… why guys don’t shop
4. You are an inspiration for more than you ever new! :P
5. i was told citrus juice was good for flavoring an edible orgasm.
6. you forgot the name of the wine… are you sure you remember everything about the shopping :P
7. you are having a nephew? most people have boys or girls. Congrats anyways!
You dirty, dirty girl. *grins*
I love the toy store.
Sure you don’t want to share the crop story?
Grins*
by chryscat February 15th, 2007 at 10:00 pm1. Mmmmmmm crops. *sigh*
by Jen February 15th, 2007 at 10:06 pm2. Did you see any rabbits?
3. The pack mentality is only good for wolves.
4. Crystal Dildos? Crystal anal beads? Inquiring minds want to know.
5. Key Lime Cake Cheese? ewwwwwwwww
6. So now YOU’RE the alcoholic huh?
7. Congratulations. How is your nephew going to feel that he was announced along with your visit to a porn shop?
So, in hearing this story over the phone today-after the drunken message left on my answering machine last night-my b/f decided he needed to be part of the conversation. This is the first time he and Crystal have spoken. Interesting…
by Eden Bradley February 15th, 2007 at 10:47 pmHe sounds like a very nice, and very kinky, man. I like that.
by Crystal Jordan February 15th, 2007 at 11:04 pmYou didn’t drunken dial me? But you did Lisa?! I’m so hurt. I’m going to go seek comfort with BOB now.
by Shelli Stevens February 16th, 2007 at 3:47 amYeah, Shelli, she didn’t drunk call me either. I was very disappointed. Especially since I’ve drunk dialed HER.
by Jen February 16th, 2007 at 1:08 pmHey, congrats auntie-to-be!
Second - every single reason you posted is why I avoid shopping with Gena Showalter.
by Jill Monroe February 16th, 2007 at 3:45 pmSounds like you had waaaay too good of a time, Crystal.
And congrats on the nephew!
by Karen Erickson February 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pmI’m trying hard not to be envious of your V-Day activities. After all, I got to take care of my sick son, and I coaxed a kiss out of Mr. Robin. Why should I be envious of fun shopping with wild women, drunken dialing, and interesting long-distance conversations with kinky men…?
(snort) The grass is always greener, isn’t it? :D
by Robin L. Rotham February 16th, 2007 at 6:25 pm