March 6th, 2007
So, Arnie of the handyman fame came over yesterday to finally fix the hole in my bathroom ceiling. He couldn’t do it last week because it needed to dry out in there. That’s a mental image I don’t want to dwell on.
However, I did find out some fun facts about Handyman Arnie.
- He wears red underwear. Not accidentally-put-a-new-red-tshirt-in-with-the-whites kinda pink panties, but really, really red.
- His bald head is really shiny. I think he might wax and/or polish it.
- He’s not much of a talker, so I can watch movies while he’s there and he doesn’t care. Thank God. I’m not the hostess with the mostest, so this is a relief.
He has to COME BACK TO MY HOUSE in two days to finish the job. So I have to give up yet another afternoon to sit around waiting for the handyman. I don’t have much of a social life, but I do like to be flexible in where I can spend my time.
Dammit.
I’m not bitter. Nope, nuh-uh, not at all.
On the bright side, you apparently saw his underwear instead of his crack. Be thankful. :D
by Robin L. Rotham March 6th, 2007 at 7:03 pmThat’s not as much of a comfort as you might imagibe right now. :-(
by Crystal Jordan March 6th, 2007 at 9:54 pm