I’m blogging later today about how to write a blurb over at The Novelty Girls. Check it out!
And I promised tawdry and titillating details of my night out dancing with the Persnickety Hooch and company. Here goes. I do want to mention that I did wicked cool things with my hair that night, and a picture of the back of it is forthcoming.
Here’s the totally cute Persnickety Hooch in her goth-fairy fetish best. Happy Graduation, Persnickety Hooch!
The Persnickety Hooch on top of her mancakes, ElectroShock, who told me scary ass stories about studies with people electroshocking other people to death just because an authority figure/doctor told them it was okay and they wouldn’t get in trouble. Fascinating conversations to have while drunk, no?
I seem to be doing weird stuff with my mouth in every picture, but that’s me and Persnickety Hooch saying HELLO to ElectroShock.
And here is more weird mouth action where I meant to look like I was licking ElectroShock, but he gave me this weird look out of the corner of his eye and I started laughing.
Okay, before you start thinking I’m a smoker (I’m SO not)…I should tell you this was a dare (and I’d had several drinks with names I’d never heard of at Persnickety Hooch’s suggestion). There was a dude at her party who collapsed twice for no apparent reason. All he’d had were one drink and a cigarette. He’d forgotten his ciggies and everyone said they were laced with something that made him faint. In order to disprove this horrific rumor I felt the drunken need to smoke one and prove they wouldn’t make me pass out. ElectroShock stood ready to document the notorious affair.
Me at 2:30am at a greasy spoon restaurant getting food so I could sober up and be good to drive.
A perky ElectroShock and Persnickety Hooch waiting for their fine dining order to magically appear.
Okay-you get major cuteness points. And I do love that sexy shirt! Can’t wait to see more of that hairstyle!
by R.G. ALEXANDER March 26th, 2007 at 3:58 pmLooking good Crystal! You must have had a very very good time. ;)
by Karen Erickson March 26th, 2007 at 5:23 pmOh, I wish I was there with you!! Looks like fun.
by Lillian Feisty March 26th, 2007 at 5:25 pmYou just look so damn cute. Can’t wait till Nationals! And put down the f*cking cigarette.
by Shelli Stevens March 26th, 2007 at 5:39 pmRG: I’ll try to get the back pic up soon, ElectroShock is emailing it to me tonight!
Karen: I had a Zombie and a Hurricane and, and, um…
Feisty: I wish you were there, too!
by Crystal Jordan March 26th, 2007 at 5:40 pmShelli: Shut up, mom. I’ll smoke and drink two at a time if I wanna!
by Crystal Jordan March 26th, 2007 at 5:41 pmYou had fun. :)
by Samantha Lucas March 26th, 2007 at 5:47 pmLooks so fun! I’m so gonna harass your forever about that ciggie to lol. ;)
by Loribelle Hunt March 26th, 2007 at 9:27 pmI did, Samantha! Good times!
Whatever, Lori. I smoked one ciggie. You’re an addict.
by Crystal Jordan March 26th, 2007 at 10:27 pmI had such a great time on Saturday! Thank you for celebrating with me. :)
~ P.H.
by Adriana March 28th, 2007 at 2:35 pmIt was fun! Yay!
by Crystal Jordan March 28th, 2007 at 5:35 pm