Crystal Jordan :: Blog

Mad Madam M: Welcome to a very special VidSpam Spectacular!™ brought to you by Crystal & Mad Madam M! Please sit back and enjoy an exciting collection of videos featuring the ‘hunks’ from this week’s Hump Day Hotties! And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you…

Crystal: Beware of foul language in these videos and rude content. Very funny though!

Jay & Silent Bob (View Askewniverse)

Mad Madam M: Well, I couldn’t find the video I really wanted here, the scene from Dogma when Jay utters “I’m Jay and this is my hetero-lifemate Silent Bob”, but I thought this was a great scene featuring the two.

Crystal: I don’t even remember that scene from Dogma, but this scene is awesome.

Ben & Matt (If you don’t know these two actors, I don’t know how to help you!)

Mad Madam M: I’m tearing up…I don’t know how someone couldn’t! (Yes, I know I cry at anything!)

Crystal: Ben Affleck can occasionally manage to act a little. Who knew?

Tom & Harry (Star Trek: Voyager)

Mad Madam M: For those of you who have never watched Voyager, Captain Proton was a holodeck program that Tom & Harry used to run. Tom was Captain Proton and Harry was his faithful sidekick, Buster Kincaid. I love this little video even if it does have a funny song…

Crystal: I saw the tailend of this episode once on Spike TV. And then I changed the channel.

O’Brien & Bashir (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

Mad Madam M: So, this video needs a little intro…I couldn’t find a really good video featuring Bashir & O’Brien just on their own. However, the first minute of this video, made to commemorate the end of DS9, is completely awesome. So feel free to not watch the entire video…

Crystal: Please…only watch the first minute. The rest is a little bit…Trekkie.

Spock & Kirk (If I need to explain this one…heaven help you!)

Mad Madam M: Another vid that needs some explaining and perhaps a warning. This is a 5 minute clip from the end of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. I chose it because ever single other Spock/Kirk video I found was slash. No one should have to watch clips of Spock and Kirk set to JT’s “SexyBack”. It’s just weird. Anyway, if you have never seen the movie and want to remain surprised if you do…DO NOT WATCH.

Crystal: There is a lot of Star Trek on my blog.

Denny Crane & Alan Shore (Boston Legal)

Mad Madam M: I love, love, love this scene. It is so touching and so true!

Crystal: Awwww.

Mark Green & Doug Ross (ER)

Mad Madam M: I have never really watched this show, but luckily this was the first video to come up when I typed in Mark Green & Doug Ross. Have some kleenex handy, Crystal!

Crystal: This was the end of good ER. Right here. I never watched again.

Harry Potter & Ron Weasley (Also self-explanatory)

Mad Madam M: Remember my no slash rule from earlier…it applies double to underage kids. That is all I’m going to say, except there are a lot of pervy people out there.

Crystal: Ewww. There was boy on boy porn for Harry Potter? They’re, like, twelve. Nooooooo!

Seth & Ryan (The O.C.)

Mad Madam M: Ryan and Seth.

Crystal: Seth and Ryan.

Shaun & Ed (Shaun of the Dead)

Mad Madam M: So, Simon Pegg (Shaun) and Nick Frost (Ed) are actually best friend in real-life and have done several other projects together. Unfortunately, I couldn’t really find any videos featuring anything but Shaun of the Dead. But hey, there are worse things! (Click here if you have 26 minutes to kill and want to learn how to survive a zombie attack while laughing!)

Crystal: Oh my gosh. That’s hilarious. I love those, too.