So, I promised pics of last Saturday, where the Persnickety Hooch and her hubster Electroshock dragged me out dancing to a club. We get half way there when PH announces that it’s fetish night. Not that I have a problem going to a fetish club…I mean, I write erotic romance, it’s a bit hard to claim prude-dom. However, a little notice would have been good so I could have dressed to fit the theme of the night (corset, fishnet stockings, knee high boots, etc).

PH danced her booty off, as always, and Electroshock (aka Senior White Bread) and I were left to our own devices. We played tourists in the land of Freak. Every person there was a Kodak Moment for us. No one was safe from being asked for a snapshot.

We saw needling demonstrations (now THAT squicked me out) and rope-tied-to-the-ceiling demonstrations. Out favorite was the one where the person laid on what looked like an air mattress, was covered in another layer of plastic/latex with just a hole for breathing and then suctioned down so they couldn’t move. People got to rub them down and run a ginormous massager/vibrator over them. Electroshock and I found endless amusement in this one.

On with the pics!

I asked these guys for a pic…told them it was going on my website and that I was an erotica author. Who knew that was the key to getting anyone to pose with you. They were all excited about my writing and felt the need to immediately put their arms around me and start rubbing me. Not that I’m whining…hello?!Do you see them? They were even prettier in person.

Fetish wear is all well and good, but the random costumes were awesome. I didn’t get Little Red Riding Hood leading her Big Bad Wolf around by a leash. But, here’s the Rocket Man.

Now we move on to the pics with the suctioned down fetish table. Here’s me rubbing some random guy. Electroshock was there to capture these magic moments on film.

Now most people stuck their nose through the hole to breathe…but this guy gave a whole new spin on the term “mouth breather.”

Electroshock and I in full tourist mode with the mouth breather. Not my cute fetish boys in the background with the Ginormous Vibrator.

Two women rubbing on an old man to show us how it’s done. Electroshock got a video of the affair.