Crystal Jordan


Librarians Gone Wild
Saturday, May 19th, 2007

Persnickety Hooch and I were stuck at a local conference for librarians the last few days and were more or less bored to tears. Here’s some photographic evidence of our journey through library land.

Me on day one during the keynote address by someone who talked about THE FUTURE OF LIBRARIES. By the end of the conference I’d made this phrase into a drinking game, because I heard it so often.

And I have no idea what my hair is doing in this picture. No. Idea.

PH and I on day two in the crack o’dawn morning. Note the bags under our eyes as we fake enthusiasm. We’re women, so faking it is something we have down pat.

Okay, I didn’t say we were convincing at faking it.

Me doing something crazy and cracking PH up. Hey, I hadda do something. By the end of the conference, I was ready to gouge my own eyeballs out just to ease the monotony.

Me trying to end it all by strangling myself with my conference name badge.

When that failed, PH was willing to lend a helping hand.

8 comments to “Librarians Gone Wild”

  1. Karen Erickson
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 8:24 am · Link

    Ha ha! Your future of libraries phrase cracked me up. Pretty sad you had to turn it into a drinking game – but at least you made it fun vs. killing yourself. ;) Great pics.



  2. Crystal Jordan
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 8:27 am · Link

    Thanks, Karen. After the drinking began, the fun really started.



  3. Persnickity Hooch
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 11:00 am · Link

    I swear, if I hear about Second Life one more time, I’m going to take hostages.

    On a related note, doesn’t the term “second life” refer to life post-menopause. *Crossing my fingers*



  4. Crystal Jordan
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 11:48 am · Link

    Oh, gawd. Don’t even go there. Second life is evil…as is menopause.



  5. Jennifer McKenzie
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 3:24 pm · Link

    Menopause is even more evil when you’re near to it. Whippersnapper!
    Um, it concerns me that Persnickity Hooch was so willing to help you strangle yourself. Assisted suicide is legal in Utah?



  6. Crystal Jordan
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 3:29 pm · Link

    Shhhh…we don’t speak of that.



  7. Erica R
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 6:52 pm · Link

    Bwa! Sounds like you made your own fun!! =)



  8. Crystal Jordan
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      · May 19th, 2007 at 7:03 pm · Link

    We did what we could to make it entertaining!