Crystal Jordan


My Body Is A Jungle Gym
Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

So, I usually say this about men who are hot. Because I would so use them in ways that improved my physical fitness. Just sayin’

Now for the real dilemma of my physical fitness. Yes, I’m fat. Get over it. However, Persnickety Hooch has been nagging me to join the gym near the library.

As sad as it sounds, I’m actually considering. Not because I want to be skinny. Trust me when I tell you, I’m not build to ever be skinny unless they come up with a way to redo the full-body bone structure.

But I should be more healthy. And it’s going to cut into my precious writing time. Ugh. I don’t wanna. Wah.

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8 comments to “My Body Is A Jungle Gym”

  1. Jennifer McKenzie
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      · May 29th, 2007 at 3:08 pm · Link

    Nooooooooo!!!! Not the “E” word. (Exercise)
    *shudders*



  2. Shelli Stevens
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      · May 29th, 2007 at 3:16 pm · Link

    Oooh I love the gym! I joined one and go 3-4 times a week. And I’m physically fit, but still fat. I eat like shit still, that’s my problem. But it feels good to work out. And it’s better if you have a work out buddy!



  3. R.G. Alexander
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      · May 29th, 2007 at 4:01 pm · Link

    My fingers, thighs, and lips are unaccountably strong. I think thats all that matters.
    LOL
    Although I have been known to go through Yoga withdrawals-like now. I need to start doing that again.



  4. lillian feisty
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      · May 29th, 2007 at 4:12 pm · Link

    Strong lips, eh? Such strong images come to mind….

    Like you lifting barbells with them.



  5. Ericka Scott
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      · May 29th, 2007 at 4:50 pm · Link

    Yuck. . . exercise. . . but, the results are sooo worth it. And just think, you can “use” all the dreamy guys at the gym for “inspiration” in your books!



  6. Karen Erickson
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      · May 30th, 2007 at 7:47 am · Link

    Well I like Ericka’s idea for sure. And yes, I should definitely exercise more. Sigh…the motivation is hard to work up though.

    And you’re the second blog I’ve read that said “I don’t wanna.” It’s a sign I think!



  7. Persnickity Hooch
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      · May 30th, 2007 at 8:11 pm · Link

    We’re gonna kick ass at the gym! Those meatheads better look out.



  8. Grace Tyler
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      · June 2nd, 2007 at 12:16 pm · Link

    Good thing you have Persnickety Hooch to gym with. I used to go when I had a gym buddy. I think it’s been nearly 5 years now since I went regularly, and probably since before the pregnancy that I went last.

    And yet I don’t cancel the membership, because I want to go. Where is the sense in that?

    I need to be more healthy too. When would I go? what would I do with the chimps while I was gone?

    Lucky you to have a gym buddy. Although, if you’re watching the fleshpots at the gym, it’s going to be hard to do your own exercising.