Crystal Jordan


Thursday Thirteen
Thursday, May 31st, 2007
Thirteen Things about Why Tomorrow Will ROCK

1. Wereplanets: In Smoke comes out.

2. It’s a naughty dragon menage. *bow chica bow bow*

3. It has a lot of you know what in it. And there are three of them, so there is a whole lot of possibilities about what can be done during you know what.

4. Wereplanets: In The Flames comes out in the first edition of the CPQ Magazine.

5. It also has a high volume per capita of the you know what.

6. The naughty is so dirty that you’ll want to run around with your panties on your head screaming do me big daddy all night long.

7. Because I can write about tigers and dragons doing the you know what, and you know what I mean.

8. Because by the time I’m this list, it’ll take you until tomorrow to get you know what out of your head. And then you’ll read my books and have to start back at square one.

9. Because it’s the day before the weekend.

10. Because weekends make me happy inside.

11. Because on the weekend you’ll have extra time to read my books. It’s nice how this works, isn’t it? Very cyclical. And I’m all about you know what coming around. A lot.

12. Because you actually can run around with your panties on your head while reading my books while doing the you know what on the weekend because of all that extra time. *bow chica bow bow*

13. Because it tickles me that In Smoke and In the Flames (where there’s smoke there’s fire…I’m a sucker for the cliche) comes out on the same day. Which is tomorrow. Which is why tomorrow rocks.

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23 comments to “Thursday Thirteen”

  1. Loribelle Hunt
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 5:14 am · Link

    Lol! But is there any you know what in it?? ;)



  2. LA Day
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 5:53 am · Link

    Congrats on Wereplanets



  3. Rene lyons
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 6:16 am · Link

    You’re too funny.

    Congrats on the release.



  4. R.G. Alexander
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 7:00 am · Link

    I love you know what. You know what is one of my favorite things LOL
    YAY on the release!!!!!!!



  5. Sonja Foust
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 7:28 am · Link

    So exciting!



  6. Samantha Lucas
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 8:15 am · Link

    Awesome Crystal! Congrats on your release.



  7. Jennifer McKenzie
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 9:18 am · Link

    Oooooooh the “you know what” with three people book. I’m soooooo there.
    And the magazine release. I’m so thrilled for you.
    Dragons, you know what threesomes and tigers. *happy sigh*



  8. Ericka Scott
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 9:50 am · Link

    LOL! You ROCK!



  9. Darla
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 10:07 am · Link

    Oh, I love books with you know what in them.

    Very cool, and congratulations!



  10. Anna J Evans
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 10:18 am · Link

    Lol. You are so funny.

    Random bit of trivia, I wore a panty on my head for some reason I can’t remember for most of last new year’s eve…..of course, it was new year’s eve.

    I’m all about panties on heads, is all I’m sayin’, lol.

    Congrats on the release!
    anna j evans



  11. Gina Ardito
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 10:48 am · Link

    Congrats and best of luck on your release!



  12. Kissa Starling
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 10:57 am · Link

    Great positive thinking. I Hope you feel lots better tomorrow and can enjoy!



  13. Rhonda Stapleton
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 11:34 am · Link

    ROFL–this is, like, written in porn code.



  14. Michelle
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 12:10 pm · Link

    8O “you know what” – um, what? LOL I don’t get it. ROFL



  15. Crystal Jordan
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 12:25 pm · Link

    Hey, all! Thanks for stopping by. I’ll hit your TT’s tomorrow. I’m sick today.



  16. Jennifer Shirk
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 1:26 pm · Link

    Congrats!

    Hope you feel better, too!



  17. Amelia
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 1:29 pm · Link

    Um.

    I’m not sure I actually do “know what”. *snicker*. Congrats on the release!



  18. Elle Fredrix
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 2:36 pm · Link

    :o) One of the best sales pitches I’ve ever heard!

    Congrats on the release and get better!



  19. Eden Bradley
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 2:42 pm · Link

    I’m just not sure how I feel about seeing the words ‘dirty’ and ‘panties’ in the same sentence…is it just me? I’m such a prude.



  20. lillian feisty
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 2:42 pm · Link

    “Because you actually can run around with your panties on your head while reading my books while doing the you know what on the weekend because of all that extra time. *bow chica bow bow*”

    And THAT, my dear, is why I love you.



  21. Yolanda
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 6:40 pm · Link

    You’re too funny! :D

    Congrats.



  22. Debbie Mumford
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      · May 31st, 2007 at 8:34 pm · Link

    A dragon menage???? Oooooo …



  23. Grace Tyler
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      · June 2nd, 2007 at 12:07 pm · Link

    This was the funniest Thursday 13 ever! I didn’t have time to respond on Thurs. I hope you’re feeling better, and that Friday and Saturday are just as exciting as Thursday was!