As a follow up to last week’s foray into what Crystal Needs, someone told me to try other combinations like Crystal Loves, Crystal Hates, Crystal Wants…So, I went with 13 things I hate. We’ll see how close google gets.
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1. Crystal hates the light But I wear sunblock, so it’s okay. When I become a real vampire, then I might have problems, though. 2. Crystal hates me Yes. Yes, I do. I’m glad you’re finally able to come to terms with that, and find acceptance of your hateability. 3. Crystal hates Bush This is a political statement that I’m unwilling to admit to in public. I do not recall that incident. I did not sleep with that woman. Oh, wait. That was Clinton. Eh…politicians. Whatcha gonna do? 4. My Chihuahua, Crystal, hates men. Did they just call me a dog? How rude. 5. Crystal hates Zarla and her family intensely She probably deserves it. 6. Crystal hates the concept of anything This is very philosophical. Deep. And true. All concepts make me cranky. 7. Unfortunately, Crystal hates freestyle, and therefore hates most of the youth. This sounds kinky, so I’ll have to disagree. I like kinky. Just read my books and you’ll see. Kink is fun. But only for youth over 18–consent is mandatory. Sorry! 8. Crystal hates Angelique for many reasons, however, the main reason that Crystal hates her so much is because that Angelique betrayed her. That bitch! 9. Crystal hates: possessive people 10. Crystal hates happy people. Crystal will turn on you in an instant. I don’t hate them, per se. They just get on my last nerve. But that last part is SO true. It’s like a universally known fact. 11. Crystal hates me saying that Then stop saying it, moron. Duh. 12. Crystal hates monkeys and enjoys clam What did the monkeys ever do to me? Nothing that I recall. Well, there was that one who flung poo at me in the zoo, but he missed so it’s fine. 13. Crystal hates gym class. Yes, I do. Exercise is evil. Check the Saturday post for details. Exercise=eeeeevil. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! |
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*Snicker* I love the idea of using different words to get those random lists… And yes, I’m sure Angelique did deserve it, but can’t we all play nice?
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You seriously crack me up
I can’t wait to see what Crystal eats, humps, drinks, digs, sees, desires…
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She must have started it, that’s all I’ll say. Traitor!
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Ember: Crystal gets humped, she doesn’t hump. Well, maybe Eden’s leg. But that’s it. Really.
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Awesome. Crystal hates some funny, funny stuff.
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I know. I had no idea I was so nutty!
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Hey :D you forgot
Crystal AND Maria hate Tennessee! ;)
and yucky old men without teeth!! ROFL!!
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Well, that didn’t show up on google, but bet now that you said it it would!
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Lmao! You’re a trip. I need to try this…
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It’s fun. I had no idea how many random things I hated until I did this.
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I wanna know more about the clam. Hee-hee-hee!
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I got nothing. The clam didn’t do anything to me that I know of. But I suppose I’m very hateful…and so I’m fickle about where the hate lands.
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Hey! No humping my leg!
And I notice you didn’t respond to the clam remark-is that some sort of subversive lesbian commentary?
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LOL!
*hugs*
Paige
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This is too funny. But I don’t get it–how did you get these off Google? Oh well. . . I’ll keep reading your blog. I’m sure I’ll get up to speed one of these days.
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LOL! :D
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ROTFL. Too bad about the monkeys.
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Eden: I will if i want to, and you’ll like it…so there! So, if that’s lesbian commentary…oh, well.
Paige: *g* thanks!
Y: *mwah*
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“13. Crystal hates gym class.”
Doesn’t everybody?
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These were funnier than last time! Love it.
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Ava: Word.
Thanks, Grace!
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Too funny! Happy T 13!
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Very funny
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Thanks, ladies!
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Am I the only one who finds it frightening how well the internet knows us?
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*snort*
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LOL – great list, Crystal. Funny, the things you learn on the internet.
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Uh..yeah. Do you go away and eat worms after that?
Do agree about exercise though. :-)
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LOL! Sounds like Crystal hates people in general. Too funny.
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Yep. I’m hateful. See that?
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Crystal is crazy! (did I type that out loud?)
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I cannot wait to see what else Crystal is up to these days! Too funny.
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Kissa: I am not crazy! I’m “special,” damn it!
Ericka: I have no idea, but she hates a lot of shit, that Crystal.
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Thank you for coming to my blog. I hope you weren’t upset by my review. You acted like a total professional anyway. Your site looks awesome by the way!
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Too, too funny! You are definitely “special” all right… :D
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Arin: No problem. Just being polite. Thanks for stopping by.
Heather: I am! It’s my gift to the world, doncha know?