This week is dedicated to the lovely men that hail from a little island called Britain. Enjoy, ladies and gents (well, there has to be at least one guy that stumbles over here now and again, right?)
Mad Madam M: Not sure why he is still sporting the suit jacket (or why he seems so proud of his boxers), but my thought is he is saving that honor for me cuz I love to unwrap my presents!!!!
Crystal: He’s either feeling really patriotic today or he’s going LOOK AT MY PACKAGE. Look at it, you know you want to!
Mad Madam M: *Pleasantly stuck in a daydream. Please amuse yourself with some witty observation of your own!*
Crystal: He’s staring at me…just at me, I know it. What’s not to like about this pic? Hot guy, pretty eyes, nice suit. Yum.
Mad Madam M: Not sure why he is putting on clothes instead of taking them off, but at least this way I get to take the clothes off myself. More presents for me. YAY!!!
Crystal: Man, he’s hot. I would so hump his leg at a party.
Mad Madam M: And he can act, too!!!
Crystal: Thank you, Jesus.
Mad Madam M: *sings terribly off-key* And I – eee – I – eee – I will always love you!!!
Crystal: The only way this could be better is if we had a pic of him all wet and stuff from Pride and Prejudice.
Mad Madam M: Just think…if he is this hot after stumbling out of bed and enjoying his first cup of coffee, just think how sexy he will be at lunch, dinner, or my favorite…dessert!
Crystal: What are you talking about? He IS dessert.
Mad Madam M: He may not be the sharpest crayon in the box, but in my humble opinion…talking can be over-rated!
Crystal: They’re all the same intelligence when you tie them up, gag them, and do pervy things to them. And he is so worth the effort.
Mad Madam M:
Dear Inventor of the Full Length Mirror,
I would just like to take a moment to sincerely thank you for your marvelous contribution to humanity. The mirror is a wondrous object that make it possible to view a nearly naked Jamie Bamber from two different angles at the same time. I’m not sure how you have been overlooked for a Noble Peace Prize, but if you need a petition signed, please don’t hesitate to ask.
Appreciatively Yours,
Mad Madam M
P.S. Do you by chance know how I could get a hold of the inventor of the bath towel? I have a few choice words I would like to share with him!
Crystal: What she said.
Mad Madam M: Now I don’t want to encourage the wearing of tight little swim trunks, but DAMN that boy sure knows how to work ‘em!
Crystal: Look at those pecs. Just look at them. Look again. Go on, look. That’s the definition of “lickable”.
Mad Madam M: Sure, he may be fully clothed and sitting on a bed at the moment, but in my head is wearing that goofy coat from A Knights Tale and nothing else! *grins*
Crystal: Man, he’s cute. Like, really, really cute. I’d use his body for a jungle gym.
Mad Madam M: Although you may ask, I will never reveal how many times I have watched the scene in which Mr. Darcy expresses his love for Lizzy. I don’t care how many times you ask…I have to save what little dignity I have left!
Crystal: I love that scene. That’s the best I love you scene ever. And if any man ever did that to me, I swear I’d marry him. Even if I didn’t love him. Of course, he has to look like that and say it like that, too.
Mad Madam M: Could I please be a fly on this wall? Pretty please!?!? I promise to be a verrrryyyy good girl!!!
Crystal: Honey, give it up. You’re never a very good girl. I’ve known you too long for you to fake it anymore.
Mad Madam M: In case you are wondering, Ewan is just preventing somebody from taking my spot! He can be such a gentleman you know!
Crystal: No, Jude is preventing someone from taking MY spot. get your own bed.
Oh, thank you….thank you! My Wednesday is complete. . . now, I’m off to find the shower (a cold one now, thank you very much!)
by Ericka Scott June 27th, 2007 at 8:54 am ♦Glad you enjoyed the latest “Men from Britain” post. We do try our best to bring you the pretty every week…or at least what I consider pretty!!
by Mad Madam M June 27th, 2007 at 11:17 am ♦Delicious as always!!!
by Erica R June 27th, 2007 at 8:41 pm ♦Thanks all!
by Crystal Jordan June 27th, 2007 at 9:43 pm ♦OK, I’m a day late again, but where are those pix of Jude and Ewan from? Did I miss a movie? Oh the shame of it.
Thanks for the eye candy. It’s terrible how we’ve objectified these men. Just terrible.
Please tell me you are going to post while you’re on vacation??? Waaah!
by Grace Tyler June 28th, 2007 at 10:56 am ♦So I looked Jude up, fearful I’d missed an Odd Couple or Brokeback movie featuring him with Ewan, and found out what probably everybody else already knows–they are close friends, used to be roommates, and they own a production company together now. I imagine these are just fun publicity photos for their production company.
No movie. Too bad.
by Grace Tyler June 28th, 2007 at 11:07 am ♦