I’m going to be on vacation for a while…I won’t really be back until after RWA Nationals in Dallas. So that’s July 16th. Never fear, I’ve got some fun posts for you anyway. But, let’s talk about all the spiffy stuff I get do on my vacation.
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1. See the Mad Madam M. Hey, Article 17.3.7-42 of the Best Friend Code clearly states that the best friend shall always come first in any list that includes her. It’s just how it’s done. Plus, she’s kinda fun so I keep her around. 2. Mad Madam M is taking me to see the new Pirates movie, which we both held off on until now. Damn we’re good. All I have to say is: Johnny! *lights lighter and chases* Take your shirt off! Show us your man-titties! 3. I get to spend the night with Lillian Feisty. And I think you know what I mean here. Her husband’s going to podcast it so R.G. Alexander can feel like she’s in on the action. No child left behind! 4. I get to see the grandparents, brothers, nieces, etc. Family weddings=family reunion. Am I the only one who gets exhausted around family. I mean, I love them…and I kinda want to kill them. 5. I’m spending the night with Eden Bradley. And I think you know what I mean here. We might let her boyfriend watch. Then again, we might tie him up and just tease him. 6. A threesome might ensue with Jax Crane. I had no part in planning this, but Eden did mention on the phone that they’d both be waiting for me when I got there. I think we all know what that means. 7. Eden’s taking me to a sex toy shop. That’s right, a sex toy shop. A big one. Huge. And size does matter in these cases. It just does. 8. I get to have afternoon delights with Karen Erickson. I can hear the bad porn music playing now. “Anybody order a pizza?” *bow chica bow bow* 9. I get to hang with the older brother on my way back up to the family lair of northern Cali. He’ll probably talk me into plotting some of his new fantasy novel with him. Should be fun. It’s weird to write with a guy in your head though. Very weird. 10. Hanging with The Tonyas and the Mad Madam M…and my Hair Goddess will probably bless us with her benevolent goodness. We will, of course, be properly humble. And no one grovels like M. No one. The woman has a gift. 11. I might stalk a hot guy or two with M. She’s bad at stalking, but great at lying to get us out of it when we get caught. Really. We both have spotless criminal records thanks in no small part to her mastermind evil genius in this area. 12. Afternoon delights with Feisty on the way home. Fireworks, explosions, the Earth moved. Oh, yeah. I’ll rock her world. 13. I fly off to Dallas for conference and maybe a nooner with RG. She’s a newbie, so I’ll be gentle. Maybe. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! |
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LOL – have an awesome holiday. Sounds like you have a lot of fun things planned. ;)
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So that’s how you spell the bad porn music! Have a great time, don’t spread yourself too thin. LOL!
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Sounds like too much fun!
You’ll have to blog all about it when you come back.
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I so envy your trip. I need some time away to just have fun. Have a blast and play safe *wink
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Hilarious. You seem like you have more fun than is legal. hahahaha
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Well, now. Don’t you have quite the trip planned! Have a great time!
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Ahhh … vacations … take me away! (Like, right NOW!!)
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LOL! Still waiting on that podcast ;)
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Yes, be gentle with RG. And have a great time with all the people you get to see.
I’m so jealous.
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We’re waiting for ya, babe…right here…that’s right…a little to the left. Oh yeah!
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Have fun, Crys! See you in Dallas! :D
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Sounds like a lot of fun for the Divas!
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You are a dirty, dirty girl. Damn, I’m jealous!
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It sounds like you are going to have a wonderful trip- can I tag along? Okay, can I see pictures?
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Have a great time!
*hugs*
Paige
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Forget the pictures – we want movies! Audio! Webcast!
Have fun ;)
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What I didn’t even merit a mention?
*pouts*