Seven random things that Mad Madam M finds patriotic. Be prepared…she has a warped mind!

7. Firemen in Parades

Mad Madam M: Kind of makes me want to start a fire right this minute!

Crystal: Burn, baby, burn.

6. Will Ferrell

Mad Madam M: For me, funny equals hot and Will always brightens my day!

Crystal: You’re on your own on this one. He’s all hairy chested and shit…and I like it smooth, ya know? A girl’s gotta have some standards.

5. Olympics

Mad Madam M: While I am not a big fan of the Olympics like Crys, every once in a while I do get caught up in the patriotic nature of it all. I mean I saw Miracle in the theatre 3 times!

Crystal: Love Olympics, love atheletes. Just doing my patriotic duty here. Go USA!

4. Football

Mad Madam M: Hot and sweaty…just the way I like ‘em! *lol* Oh Ryan Gosling how I love you even if I can only see the top of your head!

Crystal: Remember the Titans was a great flick. Makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Those come from behind sporting movies are so much better with pretty men in them.

3. Country music with some reference to a dog!

Mad Madam M: Country music isn’t just the music of pain…it is also the music of smoking hot singing cowboys that melt my heart after only a few strums on a guitar.

Crystal: Country music is hot, yes. Dogs? I’m just not sure what you’re trying to say here.

2. Men in Uniform

Mad Madam M: I really love James Franco, so the uniform is just the icing on the cake!

Crystal: Uniforms make any man hotter. I’m just sayin’.

1. Over-the-top Action Flicks & Touching/Cliché Sports Films

Mad Madam M: Oh how I love Mel in Leathal Weapon 2, Will in Bad Boys and Bruce…don’t ever forget John McClane! (Did I mention I went to Live Free or Die Hard last weekend?!?!) Over-the-top movies are an American institution.

Crystal: Word.