This week is dedicated to all the hot TV hosts out there who make the viewing experience of the public a happy place to be. I say to all of you: Yum.
On with the show!
Mad Madam M: Oh Ty…you always make me laugh with your Crocodile Dundee cut-off shirts! Perhaps you need the extreme makeover!?!?!? On second thought, I would hate for you to have to hide those biceps. Carry on…
Crystal: Exaaaactly. Those arms should never be hidden. In fact, I’m all for him burning all his shirts and going without.
Mad Madam M: So Mike Rowe has abs…you can’t see them in this pic, but believe me…they’re there! I’ve seen every Dirty Job ever produced!
Crystal: I love a man who’s not afraid to be diiiirty. ;)
Mad Madam M: I watch Mythbusters for the science. I watch Mythbusters for the science. I watch Mythbusters for the science!!!
Crystal: Uh-huh. I believe that one. I gotta say the sword really does it for me. Very, you know, scientific.
Mad Madam M: I watch Mythbusters for the science…really I do!!!
Crystal: Awwww. They’re so cute together.
Mad Madam M: You can almost see the abs in this one, but to be honest, I’m kind of attracted to the smirk! *facepalm* How can I be attracted to a smirk!?!?!?
Crystal: Because smirks say confidence. And confidence is hawt. Though, I have to say, the smirk ain’t doing it for me. He looks a little bit constipated.
Mad Madam M: What can I say, this man has made watching HGTV with my mom a whooole lot more enjoyable!
Crystal: Why do you think I always liked that channel? Non-stop hot handyman action.
Mad Madam M: British gardener…do I really need to say anything more? Matt James had me at ‘British’!
Crystal: You are such an Anglo-phile. Though he does have that quasi-gay, campy kind of cute that only Brits seem to be able to pull off.
Mad Madam M: So Bear Grylls is certifiably insane, but the boy is just beyond hot. And just think…he has the survival skills to insure that should some catastrophic event occur, we alone could repopulate the earth!
Crystal: I’m going to go bleech that image from my brain. *runs away screaming*
Mad Madam M: Did I mention he usually takes his shirt off once a show? Oh and he has the most adorable Union Jack boxers? Did I mention he was a Brit? I think I am in love!!
Crystal: I’m always in favor of built men taking off their shirts. Unfortunately, I always seem to get the portly over-60 crowd wanting to strip down in front of me. It’s just not fair.
Mad Madam M:
Dear Bear,
Please send me the coordinates of the island you are lounging on. I’m sure I can be there in less than 12 hours and I know how to hand wash clothing. Don;t worry about the fact it is the only set of clothes you currently have. I don’t mind one bit!
In frank admiration,
Mad Madam M
Crystal: So you’ll steal all his clothes to wash them? Clever, M. Veeery clever.
I love Ty. He is sooo cute. I’m not familiar with the other guys…but they sure are good looking!
by Lyric James July 25th, 2007 at 9:39 amHe was my pick of the litter. Though I have to give a nod to our shirtless beach friend.
by Crystal Jordan July 25th, 2007 at 9:43 amMmmmmm, Mike Rowe… I love a man who’s not afraid to get really dirty, too.
by Robin L. Rotham July 27th, 2007 at 11:14 pm