Crystal Jordan


Hump Day Hotties
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Today’s tribute is to boys with drawls. Yum. They either have a drawl naturally…or they were in a western at one point in which they sported a drawl. Hey, any excuse for cute, right?

Mad Madam M: Love Christian, his drawl and his truck, but the hair HAS to change. That or he could take his shirt off. Either one…his choice!

Crystal: I’m voting for the no shirt. It would distract me sufficiently from any other issues that might exist.

Mad Madam M: *laughing hysterically* I love Jensen – and I believe my adoration of wife-beaters is well documented – but that can’t save this image. I don’t think anything can… *begins snickering again*

Crystal: Oh. Wow. *snicker*

Mad Madam M: And now the return of “Bad Puns with M!”: I wouldn’t mind a roll in that hay! *wink wink*

Crystal: I’m rolling my eyes at you right now. I can’t believe you went there.

Mad Madam M: Oh how I love boys leaning in doorways. Especially hot ones with cute smiles!

Crystal: There’s something about leaning, I’m telling you. I like leaning. I think they even talked about the power of leaning in that Sandra Bullock movie, While You Were Sleeping. And, yeah, I love that movie. Shut up, M. Quit laughing!

Mad Madam M: Cute Puppies: Now somehow making Matt cuter!

Crystal: Puppies are cute! I love them. Why wouldn’t they make any hottie…hotter?

Mad Madam M: This image is artistic and kinda sexy. Sometimes you really do get more than you bargain for!

Crystal: Amen.

Mad Madam M: Aren’t you glad I didn’t leave my bad pun for this pic? Those are some pretty big boots and I’m sure I would let him keep them on! *cue canned laughter*

Crystal: *eyeroll*

Mad Madam M: Remember to go and see 3:10 to Yuma. It is a spectacular western that works on several different levels. Now back to your regularly scheduled staring/drooling.

Crystal: Jeez! I’ll go see it! I said I would go see it! Why doesn’t anyone believe me about these things?

Mad Madam M: Scary realization: Even with the lavender shirt, Matt Damon is still less campy than that Jensen pic.

Crystal: So true. And Matt Damon…mmmm.

Mad Madam M: Much to my horror, I find that more and more I am jealous of inanimate objects. Damn you Kripke!

Crystal: That’s a nice…hat.

2 comments to “Hump Day Hotties”

  1. Jennifer McKenzie
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      · September 27th, 2007 at 6:30 am · Link

    Oh YUM!!!!! These were some NICE hotties. As always, ladies, you’ve made me drool all over my keyboard.
    I’m sending you the bill Crystal.



  2. Crystal Jordan
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      · September 27th, 2007 at 6:33 am · Link

    Sorry, we have a view at your own risk policy here at Hump Day Hotties. No refunds.