So, Nonny was the inspiration for this post. I asked her a long time ago if she had any suggestions for Hump Day Hotties–any lickable men she’d like to see featured. Being Nonny, she said…why not chicks? No one ever features lickable women. (I’m paraphrasing, she’s way more articulate than me)
Thus, in desperate need of a new topic, M and I have finally succumb to the wisdom of Nonny, and have done an HDH on which actresses we would switch teams for.
Mad Madam M: Natalie…my number one gal!!
Crystal: After Nonny made her suggestion, it was M saying she’d switch teams for Natalie Portman that made me think we should do this post. That was a slightly awkward discussion. “Hey, M? Who else would you switch teams for?”
Mad Madam M: Sure she seems somewhat insane, but that’s part of her charm. Really!?!?!? It totally is!!!
Crystal: Like someone else I know…
Mad Madam M:
Dear Adrianne,
I think you may be stalking me (cuz we all know I am too much of a lady to stalk anyone!), but I really don’t mind. You can be on both Supernatural and Friday Night Lights in the same year. That’s fine by me!
With Unashamed Adoration,
Mad Madam M
P.S. Thanks for making Ginromitron seem normal size. That is a miraculous feat and you should totally be proud of yourself even if your ripped from One Tree Hill storyline on FNL completely blows. Well, except it seems TPTB are completely set on getting your character with Landry, which is completely made of awesome! So all in all, I’m kind of conflicted.
Crystal: Didn’t she die on Supernatural? What did you expect her never to work again? Nice dress, though.
Mad Madam M: “I’ll meet you in the red room, close the door and dim the lights…” Gotta love Moulin Rouge! It’s a rule!, people!!
Crystal: Dude, Nicole Kidman is hot. I don’t care which team you bat for. Gay men would fight over her. Seriously.
Mad Madam M: Yes, I know Starbuck isn’t a real person. No, I don’t really care.
Crystal: I know you don’t. That scares me a little, but that’s what friends are for, right?
Mad Madam M: No ones does sexy-hot Latina like Salma!
Crystal: It’s true. Just when you think she can’t get prettier, she lays the spiffy accent on you.
Mad Madam M: Love the lingerie. Love the retro look. Oh and Maggie of course…along with her hunky brother!!
Crystal: It is a family love-fest. I mean, really…Maggie? Jake? Why choose, I say both.
Mad Madam M: Sophisticated. Youthful. Classy. And did I mention she can pull off a believable British accent!
Crystal: Accents are a key to hotness, I think. They just are.
Mad Madam M: The English Rose herself and man do I love the fact that she seems so real!
Crystal: She’s not real? What is she, a Barbie Doll?
Mad Madam M: She plays one hot librarian…
Crystal: Librarians are hot! Yes! Send a memo to my ex-boy-toys, okay?
Mad Madam M: I know, I know…another British chick. But hey! We all have our types!!!
Crystal: It’s the accents. They get you every time.
Mad Madam M: Man do I love Clerks II!! Oh and Rent. How could I forget that one!?!?! Rosario’s just so versatile!!
Crystal: She is. The dancing scene from Clerks II cracks me up every time.
Mad Madam M: Gotta show Broadway some love and Sara here is a Tony winner!!
Crystal: And she was amazing in Grey’s Anatomy! Though I don’t watch that pain-filled train wreck of a show anymore.
Mad Madam M: Crys…she’s all yours!!
Crystal: Firefly hottie! She was an awesome courtesan!
Mad Madam M:For a women who always seems to play sluts…Julie - umm I mean Melinda - looks almost respectable in this pic. Okay, maybe not so much!! LOL
Crystal: Well, she has clothes on. That is a start.
Mad Madam M: Oh Veronica - yes she will always be V - you do seem like quite the spitfire! I think I might like that…
Crystal: I’m not even going to talk about what that says about you, M. I’m just not going there.
Mad Madam M: I’m so a sucker for B & W photos and big hats. Besides, it’s Natalie!!
Crystal: I want that hat.
Mad Madam M: So it turns out my love of wife-beater style tanks goes for both genders. You learn something new everyday!
Crystal: You and your wife beaters. Well, at least this one is pink. I know how much you like pink. :)
Mad Madam M: *bursts into flame due to the hotness of Katie, Jamie & Anders (cuz I can never remember his ‘real’ name*
Crystal: You know this is a theoretical team-switching, right M? Right? Um…
I love you. :D
by Nonny Morgan October 24th, 2007 at 7:39 amThat’s what all the girls say ;)
by Crystal Jordan October 24th, 2007 at 7:40 amLOL but ditto Nonny :)
by R.G. Alexander October 24th, 2007 at 8:06 amAnd you got three of my five team switch-Selma, Rachel Weiss and Inara from Firefly. Sigh.
Great job you two!
We do what we can. I’m telling you that was a reeeeally weird conversation to have with your best friend.
by Crystal Jordan October 24th, 2007 at 8:09 amNo Angelina?
by Ember October 24th, 2007 at 8:11 amIf she’s good enough for Brad…
See…I LIKE Angelina and think she’s hot, but M forbid me to add her. She’s not a fan. Ah, well.
by Crystal Jordan October 24th, 2007 at 8:13 amI’ve only had the one cup of coffee, so I can’t remember her name…but I think Cordelia from Angle/Buffy is pretty hot. Plus she has a lot of personality. She was on Veronica Mars too. Crap, I know I know her name.
by gwen hayes October 24th, 2007 at 8:44 amI love Selma. I’d totally switch teams for her. Not that I’m sure I’m on a team…
by feisty October 24th, 2007 at 8:55 amI’d switch hit for Sara Ramirez from Grey’s Anatomy. Since my husband thinks she is a knockout, I might have to beat him up first. Or maybe, I’ll just tie him up and let him watch…
by Lia Morgan October 24th, 2007 at 8:58 amGwen, her name is Charisma Carpenter.
by Lia Morgan October 24th, 2007 at 8:59 amM’s not a fan of Angelina?! Sure she’s a little skinny now what with all those kids and darn Brad running her ragged-but she is definitely on my list-weird ways and all:)
by R.G. Alexander October 24th, 2007 at 9:01 amOk…so in my defense there are some extenuating circumstances involved here. I don’t dislike Angelina, it’s just that I had this amusing/psychotic roommate when I lived in England named Shaz. And let me tell you, Shaz was “crazy” (yes the quotes are intentional) in love with Angelina and Jodie Foster. I have sat through every film made before 2001 that featured either woman, I kid you not. So, long story short, I have never been able to look at either actress the same way again. And if I am being honest, I kind of fear the wrath of Shaz. Why you ask? Because I either won’t appreciate them enough or I will disrespect them by ogling too much. Sounds pathetic I know, but even with an ocean separating us, I just can’t take a chance. I love the girl, but she could totally kick my ass…
by Mad Madam M October 24th, 2007 at 9:27 amI have a British accent! *preens*
Faith from ‘Buffy’, Inara from ‘Firefly’ and the cute mechanic-chick from ‘Firefly’ (she *did* have a name…).
by Imogen Howson October 24th, 2007 at 3:38 pmLOL–I’m a half-Brit myself, Immi. Sadly, no accent to speak of though :(
And her name was Kaylee.
by Crystal Jordan October 24th, 2007 at 4:34 pmDude! What’s with the actress chicks? there are some serioulsy amazing athlete chicks too!
by Dana October 25th, 2007 at 12:13 pm