The few, the proud, the entertaining. Thus my update for the day.

I think I might spend too much time on YouTube. But then I realize that half of what I see there, the Mad Madam M sends me, which means she spends more time there than I do, and I feel a little better. But then I also realize that if I spend more time there like M then I could find even more little gems like these two videos and I could share them with those of you unfortunate enough to be reading my blog today.

First, we have a three year old’s take on the original Star Wars movie. This would be the very first one ever released, and thus part of the good trilogy. Don’t get me started on the crap that came out later.

Then, we have a 23 year old’s take on the 3 year old’s review. Too funny!

Good night and good luck!

The Mad Madam M has a distinct hatred of acronyms. I can only imagine how she handles those commercials where the kids and grandmother speak in text message acronym lingo until the mom goes: “I have completely failed you as a parent.”

So, in honor of that, here is the dorkiest, yet funniest, video on internet acronyms I’ve ever seen. It even has a song reminiscent of the Muppets.

So, it’s really no biggie, but it makes me feel all official.

My bio is now listed on my agency’s page. Check it out here.

I’m on the same page with Marjorie M. Liu and Robert Heinlein…or his estate, anyway.

So. Cool.

I’m a total dork-face, but it’s pretty awesome anyway.

Well, it’s a pimptastic week this week on Ye Olde Blog Of Doom, so I’m giving you a naughty little bit of threesome action written by Tawny Taylor.

The cover makes me cringe a bit–but remember authors don’t usually have a lot of say in those!

Double Take by Tawny Taylor

Fallon dreamed of a dominant lover for years. Giving it all to a man who can master her sexually. What she never imagined was not one, but two dominant lovers, determined to make her wildest sexual dreams a reality. But perfect lips and to-die-for bodies aside, the identities behind her new Masters’ masks aren’t the only secret they’re keeping.

As Fallon is pulled further into the erotic web they weave, she realizes that being submissive to two dominant men isn’t just about the sensations they can rouse in her, but the emotions they unleash.

The biggest surprise is yet to come, the one that can either set her free to share a love and a life she never dreamed possible, or break her heart forever.

Find out more here!

I’m really not sure what this dude is staring down at…and yet, I don’t really care to take my eyes off his abs to find out. Huh. Go fig.

I have to pimp out Karen Erickson’s new book Fortune’s Deception. I love her work…and so should everyone else. ;)

Check it out!

Winning the lottery changes her life forever…in more ways than one.

One minute Brittney Jones is living paycheck to paycheck, and the next she and three friends win a record-breaking lottery jackpot. Sure, she’s spent some money on herself—after her rough childhood, she figures she deserves a few indulgences, big and small.

To financial advisor Charlie Manning, his client Brittney is a shallow beauty out to spend all of her money. He thinks she should rein it in. She thinks he should loosen up, and resolves to help him do just that—in a very naughty way.

The passion between them burns hot and fast, and Charlie comes to realize Brittney’s heart is as big as her newly fattened bank account. She’s not only smart, but beautiful and sexy. And he can’t resist her.

Still, Charlie is aware that Brittney’s keeping secrets from him. If only she would trust him enough to tell the truth!

Find out more by clicking here!

It’s that time of the week again. I’m over at The Novelty Girls talking about what would happen if babies conquered the world.