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Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Never Date a Cancer


Clingy, emotional, and very private – it’s hard to escape a Cancer’s clutches.
And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they’re anything but open in return.

Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

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5 comments to “Sunday Funnies”

  1. Mad Madam M
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      · June 29th, 2008 at 9:39 am · Link

    Never Date a Leo
    Dramatic, egotistical, and emotional – a Leo is way too high maintenance for you!
    And forget about a quick fling with an alluring Leo. It’s either everything or nothing with this sign!

    Instead try dating: Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces, or Cancer

    Guess who’s a Pisces?!?!? And the delusion lives on…



  2. Crystal Jordan
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      · June 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am · Link

    Awww! :cry:



  3. Mad Madam M
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      · June 29th, 2008 at 10:07 am · Link

    I think you misunderstood. The future poolboy is in the “Instead try dating” section.

    Unless the sad face indicates your disappointment in my delusion, in which case I don’t know what to tell you…



  4. Crystal Jordan
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      · June 29th, 2008 at 10:09 am · Link

    I did misunderstand…I thought you were talking about the delusions of Eeyore.



  5. Mad Madam M
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      · June 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am · Link

    Ah…then that makes sense!! Luckily I have no clue of his birthday and therefore can continue to ignore the situation!