June 29th, 2008
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Never Date a Cancer |
 Clingy, emotional, and very private - it’s hard to escape a Cancer’s clutches. And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they’re anything but open in return. Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius |
Never Date a Leo
Dramatic, egotistical, and emotional - a Leo is way too high maintenance for you!
And forget about a quick fling with an alluring Leo. It’s either everything or nothing with this sign!
Instead try dating: Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces, or Cancer
Guess who’s a Pisces?!?!? And the delusion lives on…
by Mad Madam M June 29th, 2008 at 9:39 amAwww!
by Crystal Jordan June 29th, 2008 at 9:43 amI think you misunderstood. The future poolboy is in the “Instead try dating” section.
Unless the sad face indicates your disappointment in my delusion, in which case I don’t know what to tell you…
by Mad Madam M June 29th, 2008 at 10:07 amI did misunderstand…I thought you were talking about the delusions of Eeyore.
by Crystal Jordan June 29th, 2008 at 10:09 amAh…then that makes sense!! Luckily I have no clue of his birthday and therefore can continue to ignore the situation!
by Mad Madam M June 29th, 2008 at 10:12 am