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	<title>Comments on: Why Don&#8217;t You Un-Jam It?</title>
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	<description>Walk on the Wild Side of Romance</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Mad Madam M</title>
		<link>http://www.crystaljordan.com/blog/2008/07/03/why-dont-you-un-jam-that/#comment-6191</link>
		<dc:creator>Mad Madam M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Crys: The screaming is definitely a highlight!  That and the fact the other dude attempts to remove the staple with a staple remover instead of just pulling it out...
Mel: It's always re-assuring that others have violent office-related fantasies as well.  Perhaps I should start a support group!
R.G.: First off, staring at the massive, sigh-worthy shoulders is never a bad thing.  And thanks for the advice concerning paper clips!  I'll have to remember that...
Dayna: Glad to see the little devil won out in the end!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Crys: The screaming is definitely a highlight!  That and the fact the other dude attempts to remove the staple with a staple remover instead of just pulling it out&#8230;<br />
Mel: It&#8217;s always re-assuring that others have violent office-related fantasies as well.  Perhaps I should start a support group!<br />
R.G.: First off, staring at the massive, sigh-worthy shoulders is never a bad thing.  And thanks for the advice concerning paper clips!  I&#8217;ll have to remember that&#8230;<br />
Dayna: Glad to see the little devil won out in the end!</p>
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		<title>By: Crystal Jordan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crystal Jordan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:54:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously, I so have a few librarians that deserve a staple to the head. The other librarians would do this:  :udawoman:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously, I so have a few librarians that deserve a staple to the head. The other librarians would do this:  <img src="http://www.crystaljordan.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/UDaWoman.gif" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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		<title>By: Dayna</title>
		<link>http://www.crystaljordan.com/blog/2008/07/03/why-dont-you-un-jam-that/#comment-6189</link>
		<dc:creator>Dayna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:goodevil:


No contest...
Love. It.</description>
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<p>No contest&#8230;<br />
Love. It.</p>
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		<title>By: R.G. Alexander</title>
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		<dc:creator>R.G. Alexander</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:01:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it bad that I was distracted by the Rock's shoulders? 
I liked the stapler thing too. This is why I have taken a blood oath never to work in an office again.
Oh and you can do a lot of damage with a paper clip too...just throwing that out there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it bad that I was distracted by the Rock&#8217;s shoulders?<br />
I liked the stapler thing too. This is why I have taken a blood oath never to work in an office again.<br />
Oh and you can do a lot of damage with a paper clip too&#8230;just throwing that out there.</p>
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		<title>By: Mel-O-Drama</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mel-O-Drama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>:evilaugh:

I totally snorted when he stapled that paper to dude's head. Awesome.

I have those fantasies, too. All the time.</description>
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<p>I totally snorted when he stapled that paper to dude&#8217;s head. Awesome.</p>
<p>I have those fantasies, too. All the time.</p>
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		<title>By: Crystal Jordan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Crystal Jordan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is it just me that it's HILARIOUS when the stapled guy squeals all high-pitched like a little girl? That's what he gets for being an  :asshat: :fuckwit:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me that it&#8217;s HILARIOUS when the stapled guy squeals all high-pitched like a little girl? That&#8217;s what he gets for being an  <img src="http://www.crystaljordan.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/asshat.gif" class="wp-smiley" /> <img src="http://www.crystaljordan.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/fuckwit.gif" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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