July 3rd, 2008
Mad Madam M here commandeering Crys’s blog today with this very important office etiquette reminder!! (WARNING: 
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I soooooooo wish I could do that!! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not advocating office violence, but a admin assistant can dream!! Perhaps I should hide the staplers today…
Is it just me that it’s HILARIOUS when the stapled guy squeals all high-pitched like a little girl? That’s what he gets for being an
by Crystal Jordan July 3rd, 2008 at 7:53 amI totally snorted when he stapled that paper to dude’s head. Awesome.
I have those fantasies, too. All the time.
by Mel-O-Drama July 3rd, 2008 at 8:00 amIs it bad that I was distracted by the Rock’s shoulders?
by R.G. Alexander July 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 amI liked the stapler thing too. This is why I have taken a blood oath never to work in an office again.
Oh and you can do a lot of damage with a paper clip too…just throwing that out there.
No contest…
by Dayna July 3rd, 2008 at 8:25 amLove. It.
Seriously, I so have a few librarians that deserve a staple to the head. The other librarians would do this:
by Crystal Jordan July 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 amCrys: The screaming is definitely a highlight! That and the fact the other dude attempts to remove the staple with a staple remover instead of just pulling it out…
by Mad Madam M July 3rd, 2008 at 8:54 amMel: It’s always re-assuring that others have violent office-related fantasies as well. Perhaps I should start a support group!
R.G.: First off, staring at the massive, sigh-worthy shoulders is never a bad thing. And thanks for the advice concerning paper clips! I’ll have to remember that…
Dayna: Glad to see the little devil won out in the end!