Crystal Jordan


Tales From The Spam
Thursday, July 24th, 2008

So, I get some of the most hilarious titles on my Spam filter for comments on this blog.

I had to share (and continuously wonder how they picked my blog? I haven’t been that bad a girl, sheesh):

Freaky Animal Porn (this one showed up twice, even)

Free Christian E Books (nothing against inspy writers, but, um, I’m not…)

Hot Trends (had no idea I was so cutting edge. Wow.)

Guilty (they’ve been talking to my mother, haven’t they?)

Trashy Books (gee, that’s sweet…thanks a bunch)

Christian Animal Porn (what the…?)

Fetish Porn (that’s really none of their business, frankly)

Whips and Chains (geez, what have I been posting that they thought I’d be interested?)

Crystal Jordan Gone Wild (honey, as if that footage would ever make it to the internet. I have a rule, no pictures, no evidence, and deny, deny, deny.)

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4 comments to “Tales From The Spam”

  1. Mel-O-Drama
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      · July 24th, 2008 at 4:22 am · Link

    I think you’re the only person I know who gets Jesus spam.



  2. Crystal Jordan
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      · July 24th, 2008 at 4:25 am · Link

    The real question is, why me? The only worshipping I’m into on this blog is:



  3. Dana
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      · July 24th, 2008 at 10:11 am · Link

    How come nobody ever reaches me via weird searches? I’m fun too darnit!

    And why aren’t I on your blogroll missy?



  4. Crystal Jordan
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      · July 24th, 2008 at 10:24 am · Link

    Because I haven’t updated it in a looong time.

    And because no one reaches you through Christian Porn searches