No, really. I did. I had to call RG and M to tell them about it.
I was driving home from the store the other day, stopped at Sonic for some chili cheese fries and an Oreo Sonic Blast (dinner of champions), and then pulled up to a light a couple miles later. I’m just thinking I want to get home so I can dive into my yummy goodness when I looked to my right.
And there he was.
I got a full shot of a glowing white ass before he sat down and scooched around in a purple plastic kiddie pool in his front lawn. Then he leans back as casually as can be, cracks open a beer, and just watches the traffic roll by on that very busy thoroughfare he lives on.
Yep.
A naked man. A purple plastic kiddie pool. A king-sized beer. That’s what I call classy.
I just wish he hadn’t looked right at me as I was digging out my camera to get a picture. Foiled!
Then the light changed, I drove on, and instead pulled out my cell to call people and tell them about the random things that can happen when you’re driving home during broad daylight.
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OMG! That is tres classy. I love Sonic. Blue coconut cream slush? Yummmmmm….
I saw a couple doing it in the cab of their truck once. I was driving home, took the back road (cos ya know I live in the sticks) and this guy was standing at the passenger door, jeans down around his ankles, bare white butt sticking out. Doing the nasty with some poor chick sprawled across the seat. I was shocked. Shocked I say.
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I always miss the good stuff. I’ve never even caught the cattle doing the nasty, and I’ve lived on a farm for twelve years!
What am I doing wrong?
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They’re deliberately thwarting your voyeuristic efforts, Robin.
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That’s kinda creepy. A kiddie pool? Was it eye candy or blech?
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It was not cute. It was the late forties, early fifties skinny dude who hasn’t kept himself up so his butt sags a bit.
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Were you able to keep your Dinner of Champions down after that? I think I’d have lost my appetite. Yerk.
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Oh, honey. Nothing comes between me and an Oreo Sonic Blast.
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Ooh thats funny. I sympathize with him though. Its freakin hot. If my kiddie pool didn’t have a big hole in it well…
I had a similar experience too though. I was nine and driving through the city with my mom and I looked over to see some dude beating the meat in broad daylight. That was the first wanker I ever saw and the first self pleasuring and the first exhibitionist and the list goes on.
Thank Heavens for those who expose right?
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You know, screw him. (Not literally.) If the guy is sitting naked in his front yard, then he has no right to be indignant about someone wanting to snap a photo. At least, that’s my take on it.
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You should have got out and done this
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That was a funny call. And I was eating too-and she was REALLY descriptive
LOL