Crystal Jordan

Archive for September, 2008



Sunday Funnies
Sunday, September 7th, 2008

The Road Trip of Your Life


You see companionship and loyalty as what’s most important in life.

You live life at a fairly leisurely pace. You take time to enjoy the sweeter parts of life, even when you’re busy.

You don’t like a lot of risk or randomness in your life. You prefer to stick with what’s known, even if it’s a bit boring.

You tend to be a workaholic. You overwork yourself without ever realizing it and sometimes suffer the consequences later.

In another life, you could have been a great artist. You trust your creative instincts enough to let them lead you.

My Friends Are Awesome
Saturday, September 6th, 2008

And now everyone knows it!

Check this out! I bolded my peeps! I know them. My friends are faaaamous and talented! Wee!

At long last, I can announce the finalists in the RWA Chick Lit
Chapter’s Get Your Stiletto in the Door contest!!!!

These are listed in alphabetical order of the author’s last name.

Classic Chick Lit/Lady Lit
DANCING UNDER THE STARS by Alana Albertson
MASOCHISM IS ALWAYS FUNNY by Stacy Brazalovich
TRAILER PARK QUEEN by Elizabeth Birch Duckworth
LOVE LUST & LIES by Cathleen Ross
EASY DOES IT by Tanya Eby Sirois

Chick Thrill
A MAN TO DYE FOR by Jennifer Bianco
THE LEGACY by Audrey Egner
PLEASANT LAKE PD by Kelly Fitzpatrick
WHISKEY REBELLION by Leah Hodges

Paranormal Chick Lit
WITCH EVER WAY YOU CAN by Deborah Blake
GUARDIAN NDEVIL by Karyn Mendoza
SOMEBODY TELL AUNT TILLIE SHE’S DEAD by Christiana Miller
THE HOUSE OF WANNABE GHOSTS by Cally Taylor

Inspirational Chick Lit
LIGHTEN UP by Angela Meuser
STAND ON MY OWN TWO HANDS by Tiffany Kinerson
TWO-SIDED TRUTH by Sara Richardson
MY NAME IS FAITH BUT I SURE DON’T HAVE ANY by Julie Scudder

Young Adult Chick Lit
CALL ME CRAZY by Vanessa Barnveld
STAGE FRIGHT by Shoshana Brown
THE TOTALLY TUBULAR ADVENTURES OF CARRINGTON MORRIS by Gwen Hayes
CLOSETS ARE FOR CLOTHES by Joanne Levy
SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE by Joanne Levy
BIG PANTIES AND OTHER PARACHUTES by Sara Tregay

Carnal Harvest Pimpage!!
Friday, September 5th, 2008

Robin L. Rotham, one of my favorite filthy writers, has a new book out today from Ellora’s Cave called Carnal Harvest. You really, really want this book. It’s hot. It’s well-written. It’s gripping and emotional. And did I mention hot? I read the rough draft of this for her and let’s just say I needed some “alone time” after.

Thanks to his spectacular ATV crash and lengthy convalescence, Hake Stivers missed out on a lot this fall–harvesting his crops, caring for his cattle, and most of all, giving his kinky little wife the kind of loving she deserves.

In an effort to ease his feelings of inadequacy and reward Mandy for helping out with chores, Hake asks his cousin Brent for a daring favor. Later that day, Brent and his friend Joe show up to fulfill Mandy’s edgiest submission fantasies while Hake watches from the sidelines.

But someone knows the truth; it’s not Mandy but Hake who needs to have his control stripped away, and that someone is determined to see that Hake gets exactly what he needs…whether he wants it or not.

Reader Advisory: You want it hot enough to sizzle and burn? Then Carnal Harvest has what you’re looking for. A super-hot menage involving four participants–three men and one woman–as well as some scenes of male/male sex, voyeurism, mild bondage, spanking and a highly erotic fantasy scene of “forced” sex.

BUY IT NOW!

YouTube Widget!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008

If you scroll waaaaaaay down my sidebar, you’ll now see a widget that displays my favorite YouTube videos. It’s pretty awesome…go ahead, push a button!

Also, note that my Author Talk interview is on the top. That’s right, cuz it’s my current most favorite-est video.

90210
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

So, the reunion show was on last night. It was on back when I was in junior high and high school. I think I only watched the first year or two and then the last episode.

But it weirdly made me nostalgic for high school, which I thoroughly loathed. Don’t get me wrong, the kids weren’t all that bad, but I was too loud, too fat, too socially awkward, and had a self-defensive sarcastic streak guaranteed to make anyone in a forty mile radius dislike me. Actively. Topping all that off, family life was–I’ll be kind here–”turbulent.” It’s not a time I remember with much fondness, and I’m sure a lot of people can relate. Someone told me that high school was supposed to be the best years of my life. Thank gawd they were oh so wrong. Pretty much every moment since has been better. And how sad would it be if the best life had to offer was over at 18? If you die at 90, that’s a loooong downhill slide into suckfestage. Ouch.

But, seriously? Bad poetry and now nostalgia for a time I’d rather forget. Yep, I’ve officially gone bat-shit crazy.

My reaction?

Friending all the people I went to high school with on Facebook. Well, those that I could find. (I also grabbed a bunch from grad school and college, so it’s not all self-destructive friending) Maybe it was that my ten year reunion is coming up sooner than I would like. How is it that a decade has passed? How is it that only ten years have passed?

I suddenly have a desire to write a high school reunion hook up romance novel. Oh, crap…that’s like the first step down a slippery slope to Greek and sheik baby daddy stories! Mad Madam M would never let me live it down. Ever.

But I digress…back to the show!

Overall review? Bad acting, odd storyline, less-cute cast. Bad acting. Poorly constructed, completely outlandish teen angst plot devices. So, basically, par for the 90210 course. Ten years later, but still not awesome.

Fave line?

Kelly-of-old-90210: “How did you get started teaching?”
Lame-male-school-teacher: “For the chicks.”

I might even watch next week.

Eden Interviewed Me!
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

I totally forgot to mention that Eden Bradley interviewed me on her blog the other day.

Head on over there and say hi! She asked me some fun questions and you can find out a little more about the three books I just sold to Kensington.

Click here!

Happy Labor Day at The Novelty Girls
Monday, September 1st, 2008

Happy Labor Day, all! Hope it’s awesome and you’re enjoying this last bit of summer!

So, I’m doing my thing over at The Novelty Girls talking about the best parts of summer. Come say hi!