Crystal Jordan :: Blog

Kicking off the holiday season with a quiz. Bah-hum-bug!

Your Christmas Sprit Level: 45%

You definitely have some Christmas spirit, and you enjoy the holidays as much as the average person. You don’t go over the top celebrating, and by December 26th, you’re ready to pack away your decorations. You have your own special Christmas traditions, and you tend to pick and choose what you like about Christmas. The holidays are important to you, but you don’t let them take over your life.

I’m over at the Aphrodisia Authors blog today talking about being thankful for the great things that have happened this year.

Come visit!

So, Turkey Day was awesome. Family is insane, and that’s kinda why I love them and kinda why I live in a different time zone.

I don’t think I mentioned, but I flew out to visit the Texas relatives. The niece and nephew have gotten huge in the past year. They run around and actually talk now. It’s crazy. And wow are they loud.

Still they’re cuter than buttons, so I think we’ll keep them.

Today is the biggest shopping day of the year, and the women in my family have a proud tradition of outdoing everyone else in our mad dash to new deals.

I survived. Shopping was done. Leftovers were had. And. I’m. Spent.

I think I need a cigarette.

Justin Timberlake was sadly unable to host the Saturday Night Live Thanksgiving Special, so last week he gave his two minute run down of what he would have done.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE!

R.G. Alexander has a smutty little piece of goodness that came out this week, so I had to tell you about it.

Gliders and Wizards and Sex Droids… Oh My!

Kansas Frayne has everything he needs. Except a life—and love. A freak storm changes all that when it hurls him into the darkness. He wakes up to find he’s been thrust into a world of promiscuous and directionally challenged beings, sensually sentient water and servants created solely to fulfill any imaginable fantasy.

The sexuality he’s long denied is tested to its limits, especially when a darkly erotic wizard issues the ultimate challenge. If Kansas wants to go home, he must fulfill one task. Resist the allure of the unbearably beautiful king.

Sounds easy enough.

Until he gets a look at the golden monarch. The chemistry between them is undeniable, and Kansas quickly realizes this is a challenge he is doomed to fail. Yet he has to try.

Before he loses his heart.

Warning: Gratuitous and barely veiled references to a classic fairytale. Graphic Male/Male scenes. Androgynous pleasure droids. I’d say we’re not in Kansas anymore, but, well…

BUY IT HERE!

Talk about something to be awesomely thankful for this year. My first totally-mine book is officially out today and should be in bookstores for your shopping pleasure. (Ya know, with all those people you have to buy gifts for, getting yourself a little something is a good thing, too. You deserve it. Splurge!)

Here’s what it’s about:

Centuries after the destruction of earth, several species of altered humans still survive. These shape-shifters are exciting and exotic creatures, and their human forms do little to mask their most primitive and passionate instincts…

IN HEAT
Mahlia is a snow tigress in heat and now that her tiger king has returned to rule the planet Vesperi, she can no longer deny her desperate need to mate. She greets him as a woman, but their desire for sex is uncontrollable as they come together with a primal passion.

IN SMOKE
When Lady Katryn is called back to her home world to join Lord Nadir’s harim, she is curious to learn more about her weredragon nature. What she discovers is a scorching eroticism that consumes her all over.

IN MIST
Dr. Sera Gibbons is one of only two human survivors after a five hundred year cryogenic freeze. Save by the merman Bretton Hahn, she savors the way her caresses her and makes her live out her wildest fantasies.

And if you want to get it online rather than going to a brick-and-mortar store, here’s how:

Amazon.com
Barnes & Noble
Chapters.ca

I’m wishing you a Happy Turkey day over at The Novelty Girls today. Come say hi!

Find out over at The Smutketeers today.

No, really. It’s funny. Go look!

Hey, I’m over at my loverly agent’s blog today chatting about paranormal world building and character development.

Come visit and say hi to me and Lucienne!