Crystal Jordan

Archive for December, 2008



Welcome 2009!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008


More countdown widgets here

Aphrodisia Authors
Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

I’m doing my monthly schtick over at the Aphrodisia Authors Blog and talking about the last few weeks, my birthday, and plans for next year. It’s a wrap up and a resolutions kinda post.

Come chat!

Winner!
Monday, December 29th, 2008

My birthday contest winner is Shari Straight! (You’ll find an email in your in box from me asking which book you’d like)

Thanks to everyone for commenting! I had a great birthday out with the Mad Madam M. Now back to my writing and being a good girl.

Happy Birthday to Me!
Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Today, December 28th, is my 28th birthday.

To celebrate, I’m giving YOU a present. Wish me a happy birthday (or really say anything you want) in the comments and you’ll be entered to win any book off my back list–either in pdf format if it’s an ebook or in paperback if it’s in print.

Single Ladies
Saturday, December 27th, 2008

I don’t know if you guys have seen this yet, but it cracks me up and it continues my undying love of Justin Timberlake on Saturday Night Live.

JT spoofs Beyonce’s Single Ladies video

And here’s the real video

Remember: We’re the dancers!

Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 25th, 2008

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:


Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two stale fruit cakes
And a fairy in a olive tree
Happy Xmas Eve!
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

You Are a Snowman


Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!
Homelessville
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

A giggle for you on the holidays!

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, December 21st, 2008

You Know a Lot About Christmas


You got 9/10 correct

You know tons about the history and traditions surrounding Christmas.
When you celebrate the holidays, you never forget their true meaning – or all the little fun details.

Random Christmas fact: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was originally a promotional gimmick for Montgomery Ward.

If You Facebook, You're Gonna Laugh
Friday, December 19th, 2008

So, I found something that cracked me up the other day. Or, rather, Rhiannon Leith introduced me to it.

We have Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice done Facebook Newsfeed style.

And a less graphical, but equally funny, version of Hamlet done the same way.

Maybe I’m too much of a Facebook hussy, but this just made me laugh!