Crystal Jordan

Archive for March, 2009



Sunday Funnies
Sunday, March 8th, 2009

You’ll Find Love Online


Dating in meatspace is way too complicated and time consuming for you
You rather find a ton of guys at the click of a button
So go on, and have some fun in your online dating adventure
Just make sure perfectguy@mrright.com is who he says he is
Pimpage!
Friday, March 6th, 2009

Joshua’s Muse by Fae Sutherland

College student Alex is entirely out of his element, thrust from his safe circle of tightly knit family and friends into a world where he feels out of place and alone, until he meets the beautiful artist Joshua, who develops a swift and overwhelming obsession for Alex.

Still learning to deal with his own sexuality, Alex is confused but intrigued by the bold man who calls Alex his muse and finds himself falling under Joshua’s spell and into his arms. Alex wants true love without the sacrifice. Joshua wants his muse and everything else Alex has to offer. Can they find their balance and a lasting happiness?

On Sale Now at Ellora’s Cave!

Workshop Still Going!
Friday, March 6th, 2009

Getting Down to Brass Tacks: Marketing and Promotion for the Fiction Author


March 2-8 at Romance Divas

Featuring:
COLLEEN GLEASON

Want to know what it really takes to promote your book? Romance Divas is hosting a weeklong workshop with author Colleen Gleason, who can answer that question and many more! It will take place at the Romance Diva Forum. All are welcome. To get access to the forum you will need to register.

To Share the Coming Soon
Thursday, March 5th, 2009

I realized yesterday that there are others on the Samhain Coming Soon list to mention. And if one person is coming soon, we should celebrate with an orgy of the coming soons. And they’re all my fellow Romance Divas, too. I love keeping it in the family!

First up, Eden Bradley’s Tempt Me Twice.

Blurbage!

One hot man is good. Two’s double the fun…until your heart gets involved.

Jessie has been in love with her bisexual best friend, Paul, since their college days. He’s never made a move on her, though, and at this point she values his friendship too much to risk revealing her feelings. Especially since now he has a new male lover and seems so happy.

Paul and Noah have only Jessie’s rest and relaxation in mind when they invite her along on a camping trip to Lake Tahoe. She’s been pretty stressed out preparing to show her art at a major New York gallery. A weekend getaway will do her a world of good–and they won’t take no for an answer.

Jesse thought she’d be nothing more than a third wheel on this trip. But Noah is as sweet and hot as Paul, and their first night turns into a heated tangle of bodies in the dark tent by the lake.

It’s an erotic, intense experience that must come to an end. And when it does, will she still have her best friend?

Warning: Explicit and unusual sex in nearly every possible combination: boy on girl, boy on boy, boys on girl, with a little anal action and some spanking thrown in just to keep things interesting!

Then we get to the ones with covers! I love good covers–can’t wait for the one on my Coming Soon.

Surrender Dorothy by R.G. Alexander

What Happens When a Wicked Wizard Woos a Wary Witch?

Sequel to Not in Kansas

Dorothy knows her new neighbor is too wicked to be trusted. As a natural witch, she recognizes the Wizard for what he truly is. As a woman, she recognizes him as a threat to her sanity.

Z has tried everything. Pursued her in dreams, bribed her cat, enticed her with peep shows meant to whet her appetite and drive her crazy. And still she resists. What’s a Wizard to do? He came to Earth to have an adventure, not lose his heart to the one witch whose guard he can’t get past.

When he finally gets his hands on her, the power between them is undeniable. But Dorothy’s family secret could make him sorry she surrendered.

Warning: Voyeurism, lurid dreams, raunchy dirty wizard sex in public places.

And here’s one I helped pick out the cover for! I love covers, did I mention that?

Compromising Positions by Jenna Bayley-Burke

Falling in love is the last thing on his busy agenda…but compromising positions can lead just about anywhere.

David Strong knows how to do a lot of things–run an international fitness company, finesse stock portfolios and stay out of emotional entanglements. That is, until he gets tangled up with Sophie Delfino and her Sensational Sex workout. He’s supposed to help her demonstrate Kama Sutra positions for her couples’ yoga class. The rigorous postures require more than just physical control. And his co-instructor unexpectedly tests his control to the limit.

Sophie’s been fantasizing about David since her teens, but she never dreamed she’d actually be expected to run through her intimate desires–with an audience! The class is very professional, tame even–or it would be, if she’d been in any of the positions before. But she hasn’t–except in her wildest fantasies about David. Sophie knows she wants David in every way, and she’s flexible enough to use whatever she has to get him.

David can’t afford any unexpected distractions. Besides the sensual positions he has to endure without embarrassing himself in public, there’s an embezzler stealing from his company. And then there’s Sophie–who is well on her way to stealing his well-guarded heart.

Warning: This is one exercise program you won’t need to consult your doctor before beginning…unless he’s hot and available for house calls. The Kama Sutra isn’t for the prudish or faint of heart, and neither is this story.

I'm Coming Soon
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

Well, it’s always been my policy to come soon and come often, so I’m bouncing a bit with the joy of being on Samhain’s Coming Soon pages for my next release with them.

This is for the naughty boy on boy on girl third book in my In the Heat of the Night series called It’s Raining Men.

Here’s the blurb they did up for me!

She loves them too much to change them. Until they turn the tables on her…

In the Heat of the Night, Book 3

Every one of Candy’s werewolf instincts tells her that Michael is her mate. He’s a lawyer—smart, sophisticated, and handsome. The catch? He’s gay. There is no way she’s going to try to change who he is. Then she meets his lover Stephen, a seductive Fae-siren jazz singer, and she’s positive she’s got a screw loose somewhere. Mates with not one, but two gay men?

She’s definitely doomed to be single forever.

Michael and Stephen know that their unexpectedly flirtatious advances have thrown Candy for a loop. But there’s method to their madness—they’re both serious about her. And they plan to make sure she never spends another birthday alone.

Warning: Nekked men doing dirty, dirty things to each other and a very lucky woman, sexy biting of mates, seductive siren singing and a naughty masturbation in a public restroom. Hey, a girl has to do what a girl has to do!

Hee! I love that they let me write up funny warning messages for my books.

WILD is out!
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

I posted this everywhere else, but I can’t believe I forgot to mention it on my blog. Oy!

WILD

Marra’s body burned with desire. It was Wild time, the first week of spring, when Lynx from all over North America gathered in the Sierra Nevada foothills to mate. The time when every Lynx female went into heat.

But Wild is bittersweet for Marra. She’s past the age when most Lynx find their mate. She only comes to Wild for sex and always leaves as she came: alone.

Yet this year is different. A new male Lynx has come to Wild, a foreigner who will claim her in ways she only imagined…

Buy it here.
Read an excerpt here.

Promotion and Marketing Workshop
Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Getting Down to Brass Tacks: Marketing and Promotion for the Fiction Author


March 2-8 at Romance Divas

Featuring:
COLLEEN GLEASON

Want to know what it really takes to promote your book? Romance Divas is hosting a weeklong workshop with author Colleen Gleason, who can answer that question and many more! It will take place at the Romance Diva Forum. All are welcome. To get access to the forum you will need to register.

The Novelty Girls
Monday, March 2nd, 2009

Doing my thing of noveltiness over at TNG. Come visit!

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Copper actually is my favorite metal.


You Are Copper


You are provocative and challenging. You help people realize who they really are.
You live a very balanced life. You always take time for love and art.

You are both a powerful and generous person. You always have time to give back.
People find you to be incredibly ethical and loyal.