Crystal Jordan

Archive for May, 2009



Sunday Funnies
Sunday, May 31st, 2009

The Chocolate Oracle Says You’re Mellow


You are sweet, mellow, and easily satisfied.
You don’t like anything too intense and dramatic.
Deep down, you’re a kid at heart… and you’re nostalgic for the past.

You are emotionally expressive and sensitive.
You’re effected by everything around you.
Your friends appreciate your open heart, but they are afraid of hurting your feelings.

You love the feeling of accomplishment. You enjoy doing what’s important.
You feel lost when you have to do frivolous tasks or hang out with shallow people.

Aphrodisia Authors
Friday, May 29th, 2009

I’m doing my monthly thing over at the Aphrodisia Authors blog today. Come say hi!

Also, don’t forget the Young Adult Paranormal workshop is still going on at Romance Divas!

Young Adult Workshop starts today!
Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Writing Paranormal Young Adult Fiction with Some of The Hottest Authors in the Genre

May 28th-30th at Romance Divas

Featuring:
Rachel Caine
Cassandra Clare
Lucienne Diver
Christopher Golden
Jeff Mariotte
Alyson Noel
Rosemary Clement-Moore

This workshop will take place at the Romance Diva Forum. All are welcome. To get access to the forum you will need to register.

It's Raining Men is out!
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

It’s Raining Men

She loves them too much to change them. Until they turn the tables on her…

Every one of Candy’s werewolf instincts tells her that Michael is her mate. He’s a lawyer—smart, sophisticated, and handsome. The catch? He’s gay. There is no way she’s going to try to change who he is. Then she meets his lover Stephen, a seductive Fae-siren jazz singer, and she’s positive she’s got a screw loose somewhere. Mates with not one, but two gay men?

She’s definitely doomed to be single forever.

Michael and Stephen know that their unexpectedly flirtatious advances have thrown Candy for a loop. But there’s method to their madness—they’re both serious about her. And they plan to make sure she never spends another birthday alone.

Warning: Nekked men doing dirty, dirty things to each other and a very lucky woman, sexy biting of mates, seductive siren singing and a naughty masturbation in a public restroom. Hey, a girl has to do what a girl has to do!

Buy it here!

I'd Never Do That…
Monday, May 25th, 2009

I’m over at The Novelty Girls talking about things I’d never write a hero or heroine doing. Come see us!

Prism Finalist!
Sunday, May 24th, 2009

I just found out that Carnal Desires is a finalist in the Erotic category of the Fantasy, Futuristic, & Paranormal Chapter’s annual Prism contest. Yay!

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, May 24th, 2009

You Can Be Deeply Passionate Sometimes


You are a loner, and you’re fine with that. You find the most fulfillment in solitude. And you never feel more lonely than when you’re in a crowd.

You have cold feet when it comes to love. You have a lot of uncertainty until you convince yourself to dive right in.

You are deeply passionate about several things in your life. You’re not passionate about much… and the few passions you have are truly obsessions.

Your sense of humor is very physical. Your facial expressions or spot on imitations of people are hilarious.

One More Reason My Agent Rocks…
Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Look! Look what she sent me the other day. She was in the Atlanta airport and sent me a pic of one of my books. I never thought any of my naughty smutaliciousness would end up in an airport (though I always look anyway). Most of the airport bookstores I’ve been in don’t carry anything hotter than La Nora. And…my stuff’s a leetle spicier than that.

But, see? Sexy Beast lives in the Atlanta airport! Yay, agently one!

Interviewing Kate Pearce at Smutketeers
Thursday, May 21st, 2009

Hey all, I’m over at the Smutketeers interviewing the lovely and talented Kate Pearce about everything from her writing to her singing voice to her voyeuristic/exhibitionist tendencies (you’ll have to come read to find out which she is)!

Crazy Little Thing Called Love has a cover!
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

Check it out! It’s the last one in my In the Heat of the Night series! I don’t write a lot of Fae, but I love that they got her wings right! Yay!