I don’t think I’ve brought this up at all, but I think it’s time for the Mad Madam M and I to come out of the closet. Yes. It’s true. I think people have suspected us for quite some time, but now I think you really should know. It’s only fair that we be honest.
M and I are in a deeply committed relationship. With other people.
I know! I can hear your collective gasps of horror and the deluge of questions. What does this mean? How can Crys and M be no longer single? What will happen to their heterosexual life partnership? Isn’t this the second sign of the apocalypse? Should I be worried about zombies taking over? Where’s my tinfoil hat??
It’s crazy, really, but M and I thought we should come clean, and drag the mancakes out for a showing. Okay, not a showing. No pictures. We have to protect their innocence. Or…something.
Anyway, without further ado, but with much bartering on appropriate codenames, I give you Geek Squad and Professor Moriarty! Geek Squad managed to snag the Mad Madam M earlier this year with his mad gadget skillz and stuff. Between the two of them, they have at least five computers in their house. Also, I’ve heard their entertainment center could give a Best Buy store a run for its money. I want to play the Wii when I go see them for Thanksgiving.
Then we have a more recent addition with Professor Moriarty. He’s got a love for the Sherlock Holmes novels and he’s a bit of an evil genius, mad scientist type. I totally adore that he picked a villain codename for himself. He keeps me on my toes, that’s for sure. Also, he makes me laugh and he thinks I’m pretty. *happy sigh* Okay, I’ll stop with the tween crush gushing.
So, those are the guys. Welcome to the insane asylum that is my blog.
Also…don’t worry about the heterosexual life partnership. M will be here tomorrow to see me. Even with the Geek Squad at her house, I still get visitation rights. Stay tuned for more details on that…
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Ooh hoo love is in the air. I love the nicknames. Congratulations to all of you
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There was some debate over the code names, but I like what we settled on.
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Awesome! Its great that you’ve found the person’s to keep you happy!
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We’re pretty happy, it’s true.
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I have to note how he’s another M to the collection.
Congratulations to all…four of you…which sounds a little weird out of context cuz it ain’t THAT kinda relationship.
Fortunately, you speak Dayna-ese, so you know what I meant.
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No, I love my friends, but I don’t LOVE my friend, ya know?
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Um, hello? You are pretty!
And on Professor Moriarty?
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Awww. And, yes, he really does appreciate me.
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I still think that it’s a sign of the apocalypse.
Oh and to wet your appetite…we also have a PS3, 8 large racks of DVDs, and full surround sound. Man…we really do give Best Buy a run for their money! :evilaugh:
See you in a few…
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You’ll be here soon! Yaaaaaay!
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I’d say more, but what more is there to be said? Congrats!!
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An emoticon speaks a thousand words?