Crystal Jordan

Archive for December, 2011



Happy birthday to me!
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

The Prof and I are taking off on a post-Hawaiian road trip up the California coast, and we’re stopping in the town where we met (and had our first kiss, awww!).

Knowing my slight obsession with cupcakes, the Prof has promised to take me to a cupcakery in town that I tried when we were there on our anniversary trip in summer call Crushcakes.

It’s going to be soooooo good. I can’t wait. This baby? Has my name on it. It’s calling to me. And it says HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY, CRYSTAL, NOW COME EAT ME!

Merry Christmas!
Sunday, December 25th, 2011

A very merry Christmas to all from the Prof. Moriarty and me! Right now, we’re lounging on a beach in Hawaii, since that was our gift to each other this year. Trust me, we needed the break. I hope everything has as wonderful a holiday season as we’re having!

Smutty Xmas!
Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

A preview of some awesome stuff we have in store for you on the Smutketeers. There will be guests galore and a boatload of prizes to be won. We’re doing a HUGE blowout this year!

Want to win a copy of NIGHTSHIFT?
Sunday, December 4th, 2011

My author copies have landed! Happy holidays to me! They’re a little late, but since the box looked as if it had been chewed up and spit out by one of those giant lizards from Star Wars, I think that was more a post office problem than my publisher.

You know what this means? I can give copies away! Woot! Who wants one? Leave a comment on this post about your favorite holiday memory and you’re entered to win (For the record: the giant-lizard-chewed-box is not a favorite holiday memory). I’ll draw a name on Friday!

AND THE WINNER IS…KIMARA!