Crystal Jordan :: Blog

Another hottness smack-down Dukes of Hazzard style. I went for the classics. Enjoy!

Another Supernatural smackdown. This time it’s the women we love–or love to hate.

Bela (left) and Ruby (right)

Ellen

Jo

Jess (left) and Mary (right)

Sarah and Sam

Lisa

A “who’s hotter” smack down quiz! I thought we’d do something different–and in tribute to my (and the Mad Madam M’s) favorite show, Supernatural.

I’m really not sure what this dude is staring down at…and yet, I don’t really care to take my eyes off his abs to find out. Huh. Go fig.

Today’s hump day hottie…is Mad Madam M’s new retro bike, Daisy.

Here she is, sexy and turquoise.

Check out the rear view. Work it like the rent is due. Yeehaw.

And here’s how Daisy got her name. Check the tats. Oh, baby.

Heeeeere’s Johnny.

Today’s hottie is the luscious Josh Duhamel from Transformers and All My Children. Apparently, he posed nekked for an art book. And we here at crystaljordan.com appreciate art in all its…um…forms. Yeah, that’s it.

The rear view. *drool*

And the full frontal. And I mean FULL frontal. Here’s a link to the pic. It’s not safe for children or work. Enjoy!

I forget where I snagged this hottie from, but dayum he has a nice…tattoo.

Okay, I can’t be the only one totally saddened by Heath Ledger’s death. They say he had sleeping pills nearby when he was found and that he possibly committed suicide. How horrible for him, his family, and his young daughter. To find out more, click for ongoing updates.

Cleaning up nice for the crowd.

Revising his role as Ennis the gay cowboy in Brokeback Mountain.

Just generally comehithering with his pretty self.

Rest in peace, Heath.

This is the best hottie I’ve ever featured on my blog. Isn’t he gorgeous?

He releases in fall of this year (right now they’re telling me September, but these things move around–so, yeah, fall )