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Hump Day Hotties
Wednesday, November 1st, 2006

Yes, I actually remembered this week.

So today’s hotty is Michael T. Weiss. For those of you who remeber, he starred in the ill-fated show called The Pretender. Yep, I was a huge fan. No like squee fangirl of the guy, but I loved the show and the idea that someone could pretend to be anyone by reading a few books. The librarian in me sighs in envy.

Here he is folks, enjoy the pretty! Unfortunately, there is no nudity this week. I’ll find something with a towel next week.

A couple of things…
Thursday, October 19th, 2006

One: go check out my post on the Shadows of Passion blog today. I talk about some of the issues with romntic suspense and how to define the genre. Go read it, you know you want to! And give me comments, this is an all-out shameless plug. Shelli, Tempest, and Jennah were having fun dropping those at the Cobblestone Press chat last night. Nice seeing you ladies! I had a great time visiting with everyone.

Two: The Mad Madam M was quite distressed that I discontinued Hump Day Hotties (I had them to keep you visually entertained while I was away. I mean, who doesn’t like pretty boys, especially ones in towels like M presented for your viewing enjoyment?) So, back by popular demand next week will be the continuing saga of Hump Day Hotties.

Stay Tuned.

Hump Day: Towel Edition
Wednesday, October 11th, 2006

Mad Madam M here…I’m guessing you are all sick of me by now, but the good new is that Crys will be back soon, I promise. I know Crys has unofficially started a sporadic “Hump Day” column on Wednesdays that features hot guys without shirts, so I thought I would continue that tradition, but instead of nameless pretty faces and bods, these boys are hotties I watch on a weekly basis!

But before I get to the images…here’s a word from our sponser!!

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Ok…now onto the nekkid boys…this week featuring towels!!!! (Sorry for the poor quality of the first image, but I couldn’t find a better screencap – believe me I searched – and for the record, I would just like to say that I didn’t photoshop the second image…I just found it on the internet, although I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse!!) Don’t forget to wipe that drool!!

Hump Day Hotties
Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

Here’s a little something to get you over the hump this week. It’s all down hill from here into the weekend, just remember. And if it gets too bad, you can always hop back onto my site for a bit of gratuitous eye candy.

And firemen, can we say HAWT? I mean I could make all the old light my fire baby jokes or say he’s smokin’….but I’d rather just stare and drool.

One word: Yum.


Hump Day Hotties
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Mad Madam M here! With Crys trekking across the great expanse of middle America, I just wanted to warn all her loyal readers that I will be posting for her, which essentially means later post times. And since she can’t comment back or even really see what I am doing I decided to add my own thoughts and opinions to some of her pre-written blogs – when appropiate of course – in whatever this color is! Enjoy!!

On this festive occasion (random Wednesday afternoon), I have decided to provide you with a bit of cheesy incentive to get through your work week. So…look your fill. These are some over waxed, under paid men who can’t afford shirts with their bow ties. How sad. But…look at the copious man titty! *sigh*