Crystal Jordan :: Blog

Well, it’s a pimptastic week this week on Ye Olde Blog Of Doom, so I’m giving you a naughty little bit of threesome action written by Tawny Taylor.

The cover makes me cringe a bit–but remember authors don’t usually have a lot of say in those!

Double Take by Tawny Taylor

Fallon dreamed of a dominant lover for years. Giving it all to a man who can master her sexually. What she never imagined was not one, but two dominant lovers, determined to make her wildest sexual dreams a reality. But perfect lips and to-die-for bodies aside, the identities behind her new Masters’ masks aren’t the only secret they’re keeping.

As Fallon is pulled further into the erotic web they weave, she realizes that being submissive to two dominant men isn’t just about the sensations they can rouse in her, but the emotions they unleash.

The biggest surprise is yet to come, the one that can either set her free to share a love and a life she never dreamed possible, or break her heart forever.

Find out more here!

I have to pimp out Karen Erickson’s new book Fortune’s Deception. I love her work…and so should everyone else. ;)

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Winning the lottery changes her life forever…in more ways than one.

One minute Brittney Jones is living paycheck to paycheck, and the next she and three friends win a record-breaking lottery jackpot. Sure, she’s spent some money on herself—after her rough childhood, she figures she deserves a few indulgences, big and small.

To financial advisor Charlie Manning, his client Brittney is a shallow beauty out to spend all of her money. He thinks she should rein it in. She thinks he should loosen up, and resolves to help him do just that—in a very naughty way.

The passion between them burns hot and fast, and Charlie comes to realize Brittney’s heart is as big as her newly fattened bank account. She’s not only smart, but beautiful and sexy. And he can’t resist her.

Still, Charlie is aware that Brittney’s keeping secrets from him. If only she would trust him enough to tell the truth!

Find out more by clicking here!

In the BDSM lifestyle, Catherine Lanyard is an extreme submissive with serious baggage. For years, she’s avoided her pain and hidden dark secrets. Now, an experienced Dom has broken through her barriers and forced her to face her fear. Sex was always a give and take for Justin Travers. He’d always kept his “lifestyle” practices separate from real life. But when Catherine blurs that boundary, he must decide what he really wants.

Buy it here

(And don’t laugh that she got bitch slapped by the cover fairy, she had no say in the making of this disco ball on crack…the story still rocks me like a hurricane!)

Here’s what it’s about:

Gaia City. A place where technology is advanced, superheroes commonplace and the masses are addicted to Who Wants to Date a Superhero?, a show that lets women compete for the chance to win a date with one of Gaia’s Guardians.

When her friend gives her an amethyst anklet engraved with strange symbols, telling her it has the ability to shield her thoughts from the probing powers of Theta Wave, she’s dubious. But she needs all the luck she can get if she’s to fight for one man’s help…and another’s heart.

And I’m going to shamelessly tell you to GO BUY IT RIGHT NOW! Click on the link. You know you wanna:
http://www.ellorascave.com/productpage.asp?ISBN=9781419914744

It’s snowing here today. I’m in hell. It has frozen over. WhyGodWhy?

I hate snow. I need to write a sonnet about how much I hate snow because I hate it so much…and nothing says hatred like iambic pentameter.

However, there is a silver lining for the day.

Loribelle Hunt’s new alternative history shape-shifter erotic romance (say that ten times fast) is releasing today–and the concept for it is freaking awesome. Like, one of those I deas I wish I’d had first so I could have written it kind of awesome.

It’s 1899– the Civil War still rages, shifters and vampires are commonplace, and Calista Nichols is just trying to get her family by. When her sister discovers a cure for the shifters and vampires, she’s kidnapped by a Rebel faction. Calista has no choice but to accept the local Alpha’s help in getting her back.

But Kane Dupree has much more in mind than just helping out his lover. He has to reveal the secrets of his past and convince her to accept him as her mate. Can she take her place in his world? Or will his secrets drive them further apart?

Check it out here!

I have to say, I’m a sci-fi slut and this is a slutty sci-fi book. I love it! Buy it, BUY IT!!

When Daniella Pearce travels through space to colonize the distant planet Asberek, she isn’t prepared for the amount of tension she experiences. She hopes to find sexual relief in the Virtual Fantasy Room with no strings and no complications.

But Jake Tarune is no hologram and, despite knowing the physical and emotional risks, Daniella can’t resist him. Her sexual tension increases as they explore her submissive limits and when Jake offers her the possibility of a real-world relationship, she is tempted. But when the colonization program is sabotaged, Jake is ordered to find the truth and Daniella is the primary suspect.

With the help of another Dom and submissive, they concoct a risky and risqué plan as they begin the hunt for a rogue soldier who wants Daniella dead and all of humanity with her. The question becomes whether Jake and Daniella will survive long enough to find trust in each other and find out if the computer program that tossed them together is right: Are they truly made for each other?

Go NOW! Buy it here!

Talented new author, Gwen Hayes, has her first book out today. You MUST check it out.

The Chosen

A Serendipity Falls Novella

Release date: December 18, 2007

Serendipity Falls ~ A Portal Cracked ~Steeped in legend and mystery, the enchanted falls are really an otherworldly portal, a mystical epicenter, located in the forest of an average town in America. The energy that once attracted nymphs and fae has cracked, and the fissure now bleeds with a pulse of darkness … attracting demons, chaos, and monsters like a beaconThe Chosen ~the first in the Serendipity Falls series

Daniel “Morgue” Morgan hunts demons. And likes it—until the day Madigan Carter cuts through his life like a blade of sunshine. She is everything he isn’t, and for the first time in his life, he questions his calling when it means he will be forced to turn Madigan into a killer. Just like him.

Madigan doesn’t believe in demons, until the day she fends one off with her Louis Vuitton bag. She doesn’t want to be an Expeller, and she really doesn’t want to be trained by the most aggravating—and sexy–man she has ever met. When the Expeller instincts, and the unnatural hungers that go with them, threaten to overwhelm her humanity, will her connection to her mentor be enough save both their souls?

Find out more here.

A little something of the stocking stuffer variety by young adult novelist Sabrina James. Check it out!

Noelle, a hopeless romantic, just knows that her gifts have to be from her senior crush! And geeky Froggy thinks the game is the perfect way to get super-popular Celia to fall for him…except she thinks his gifts are from Jake, the school’s resident bad boy, and starts to crush on him! Romantic mishaps abound, but all is revealed the night of the Winter Dance, where there’s more than one surprise waiting under the mistletoe!

Find out more here.

My girl Lacy Danes has a new book out! I read this one for her when she sold it to Spice Briefs and lurrrrrrved it cuz it was dirty enough to make me happy inside. It’s a must buy, so I’m pimping it big time!

Here’s the blurb:

Her lover’s gift–a unique erotic toy–was accompanied by an invitation: Wear this gift and meet me on the trail at dusk. Following his direction, she wore no bra or panties under her hiking outfit. As they entered the woods, the anticipation was more than she could bear. Soon their game would begin–dominant man in control of his spirited woman–and she would glory in the intoxicating thrill of submission.

You can buy it here.

Warm your heart and hearth this winter with nine naughty and nice stories of hope and love.

Available December 4 at Freya’s Bower

Christmas in Ireland, a kiss beneath the mistletoe, a snowstorm centuries in the past, Mother’s Night in wintry Germany, and the sweet gingerbread aromas of a fine bakery are only a few of the gifts you can give yourself and loved ones this year.

Come visit to find out what other winter treasures await. Help yourself to an excerpt while you’re there!