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Tonight, after the daily festivities of of Comic-Con, the Mad Madam M and I are hooking up with one of my fellow Smutketeers, Eden Bradley, for dinner. It’ll also be the first time I’m meeting her guy, naughty cartoonist Sam Saturday. Sam is apparently a Comic-Con regular, while M and I are virgins.

Should be interesting times. My worlds collide! Can’t wait to see Eden. Always good to get smutty together.

Truly Scrumptious by R.G. Alexander

Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait…or a sinfully kinky foursome.

Available now at MBAM!
The popular cooking show, Brunch with Laura, is T.S. Larkin’s brainchild. Rather, it was. Because her boss couldn’t keep it in his pants, Truly’s unemployed and not sure what to do with herself. When a juicy tip leads her to the best-kept secret in Denver—three mouthwatering chefs whose restaurant image needs a makeover—her PR instincts start tingling. And her imagination simmers with private fantasies.

Ever since the last woman he, Clay and Louis shared nearly ruined everything, Nate has worked hard to get things back in order. Truly’s ideas could rescue their business, but her non-stop curves, luscious lips and cherry-on-top hair are a sure-fire recipe for another disaster.

But when the ingredients are right, the reaction is inevitable. A kiss in the walk-in explodes into a wild night of indulging Truly’s every sweet and spicy whim. She is the missing ingredient for the perfect foursome. Except Nate is suddenly not so sure he’s willing to let the others lick the spoon, much less share.

Warning: Explicit sex, bisexual ménage, delicious recipes, sexy chefs who like to share. Threesomes, foursomes, kinky food tastings, excessive use of shower toys and chocolate… Hungry yet?

R.G. has a contest going on over at the Smutketeers. Go check it out!

So, this was the last night of RT, we were all exhausted, and so it sounded good at the time to sing “Do You Take It” by The Wet Spots. The travel writer who was there–Rolf Potts–pulled out his camera.

This is not work or child-safe. Also, we are not going to be contenders on American Idol any time soon. You’ve been warned.

Wasteland: The Priestess by R.G. Alexander

Damn the rules, damn the gods…even if he has to share her, she belongs to him.

High Priestess Xian has followed the Path of the Peaceful Sun since she was chosen at birth. Yet the joy she receives from helping others is overshadowed by her growing belief that the world they live in is…wrong.

At a crossroads, unsure of her ability to do her job—unsure of anything—she journeys to the ruins of the old city, hoping to uncover secrets that will give her clarity. Instead she finds the path to her goal clouded by an unexpected desire for her handsome guard, Hel, and for the battered stranger they find along the way.

Hel can’t prevent Xian from reaching out to the mysterious Siraj, but there is danger in allowing him to stay. Siraj belongs to no caste, follows no rules but his own. And Xian’s fascination with him makes Hel’s blood boil. No one can know that Hel has always loved her, or the secret he’s kept hidden for years. But Siraj’s advances and Xian’s curiosity force Hel to cross lines he never before dared…

Warning: The word of the day is Voyeurism. Oh, and explicit sex with two men and one previously repressed High Priestess. Bi ménage, anal sex, oral sex, kissing, licking, rimming, author blushing …so you know it must be good.

Buy it here!

And buy the other Wasteland books here: The Wanderer, The Whore, and The Breeder.

Hey all! If you’re looking to join up with a new loop that’ll have contests and chatting and information about new releases from the Smutketeers, we just formed a new Yahoo loop for the group.

Join us! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/smutketeers

Eden Bradley’s story in the Smutketeers’ Wasteland anthology, Book Three: THE BREEDER, is out now! Buy it now at MBAM or on Amazon!

In 2012, the world came to a grinding halt as radiation hit from a massive solar storm. Crops died, animals perished, cities fell and humans became little more than beasts themselves. Under the threat of starvation, civility was reduced to mere memory. Only the strongest men survived, and physically weaker women and children wasted to nothingness.

There is only one rule in the Wasteland—survive.

Book One: THE WANDERER — Crystal Jordan, May 4, 2010
Book Two: THE WHORE — Lilli Feisty, May 11, 2010
Book Three: THE BREEDER — Eden Bradley, May 18, 2010
Book Four: THE PRIESTESS — R.G. Alexander, May 25, 2010

THE BREEDER, Book Three in the Wasteland Series

Destined to serve the desires of an entire city, all she wants is one man. Or maybe two…

Wasteland, Book 3

Born to the Temple, Nitara knows the Great Goddess’s plan for her: to bring life into what is left of an arid and wasted Earth. Since puberty she has been trained to arouse and titillate, to ensure the continuation of the human race.
As is the custom, the man captured for her is strong of blood, though considered little more than a wild animal. Yet when she looks into his eyes, she sees no primitive creature, but the man whose face and hands haunt her sensual dreams.
For Akaash, a hunter and warrior, it’s his shame that he will be sacrificed to a goddess he doesn’t believe in, for a people who are not his own, leaving behind his Wanderer clan—and his bonded lover, Dhatri. Locked in the bowels of the Temple, he has a month to ponder his fate, all while falling helplessly under the spell of the virgin temptress who will soon take his life.
With each tortuously erotic encounter, however, Akaash realizes that Nitara is as much a prisoner as he. If he can just get a message out to Dhatri, there may be a slim chance both of them can escape…

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You can find the entire Wasteland series at Samhain, and you can buy THE BREEDER there, or on Amazon! And visit the Smutketeers blog for excerpts, contests and more!

Lilli Feisty launches the second in the Wasteland series that I’m part of. Her installation, The Whore, is out today from Samhain. Go buy it! Details below!

Wasteland: The Whore by Lilli Feisty

Her quest for freedom plunges her into dangerous waters…of desire.

A Wasteland story.

Bryn is a “Rose”, but her life is no garden. A stolen child, prostitution is the only life she’s ever known—except on the nights she sneaks out in stolen men’s clothing to explore the city. A tiny taste of freedom that makes her long for a life outside sexual servitude, at the mercy of any man who can pay.

Xander remembers no other home except his pirate ship, smuggling weapons or anything else for a fee. He’s been happy with his life and his lover, Hawke…until he rescues who he thinks is a young man from robbers.

Figuring she can blend in with the crew, Bryn jumps at the chance to escape the Brothel. Then she discovers Xander and Hawke have a taste for pretty boys—and that she has a taste for them. In their arms, she embraces their incredible gift: control of her own sexuality.

Though women are considered bad luck at sea, Xander isn’t of a mind to give her up. Yet the time is drawing near when the ship must return to Wasteland to resupply. And what awaits them there is a danger that could tear them apart.

Warning: Contains hot pirates, bad boys, pretty boys, lots of three-way pirate sex, a woman spanking a pirate with a rare-wood paddle, a glass dildo used on a pirate—have we mentioned the pirates?

Buy it here!

I’m going to do several of these posts this week, but here’s a fun place to start with pictures. The highlights of favorite events, people, places, etc.

Me with some Ellora’s Cavemen. You so wish you were in the middle of that sandwich, don’t you? They were very sweet guys, though.

Me with travel writer Rolf Potts at the Ellora’s Cave party. I think he was a bit shell-shocked by the amount of man titty the EC party had to offer.

Eden Bradley and me.

R.G. Alexander and me.

Will Belegon and me.

Me and the girls, just hanging out. It might have been the Vampire Ball. What, doesn’t everyone always look like this?

Me with Joy from Joyfully Reviewed. She really is that beautiful–it’s not just my awesome camera.

It’s more complicated than you might expect. I’m not doing the costumes for the parties because that’s just not my cup of tea, but the rest of the Smutketeers are total costume hussies, so I’ll be the regular chick in all their pics. Should be entertaining.

However, the Smutketeers are doing another steampunk photo shoot this year, as an update to the one last year. Secretly, I think the other Smuts were a) thrilled to be able to do another costume, and b) thrilled I was going to play along and dress up with them. Easy to please, that lot. When it comes to costumes anyway.

So…my preliminary costume has this skirt I love and the most beeeeautiful corset of all time. Lemme see if I can find some example pics.

The corset:

The skirt (and corset from the back):

We interviewed Rhiannon Leith over at Smutketeers today…so come on over and find out a little more about her and the dirtiness she has in store for her fans. I love Rhiannon’s writing, and in awesome news, she’s giving away a copy of her new book to a commenter on her interview! Go check it out!