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Sunday Funnies
Sunday, August 29th, 2010

You Are Cayenne Pepper


You are very over the top and a bit overwhelming.
You have a fiery personality, and you can give anyone a good jolt.
You can easily take things up a couple notches, no matter what crowd you’re running with.
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

You Are a Salty Person


When it comes to snacks, you’re more likely to grab a bag of chips over a bag of cookies.

There’s a good chance you’re male (men prefer salty snacks)…
Or at least, you feel very comfortable in male dominated environments.

Your taste tends to be complex, sophisticated, and adult.
You tend to crave your favorite restaurant meal… or mom’s cooking.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, August 8th, 2010

You Are a Pina Colada


You are a decadent hedonist. It’s not enough that your drink is sugary, it’s got to be creamy too!
You are an avowed foodie, and you believe that life’s too short for low-fat anything or cheap liquor.

So you may drink pina coladas all night in style, but no one better ever dare serve you one that came from a mix.
You can spot a knock off from a mile away. As long as you are served the best, you’re as luscious and mellow as a pina colada.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, August 1st, 2010

The Chocolate Oracle Says You’re Classy


You are sophisticated, modern, and high class.
Your taste is refined, but you are not picky.
You are often the first to try something new.

You are down to earth and lovable.
A true friend, you’re very tolerant and understanding.
In fact, your friends’ biggest problem is that they don’t like each other!

You love to be the center of attention. You enjoy entertaining your friends.
You feel lost when no one is interested in you… You’re too interesting to be ignored.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, July 25th, 2010

You Should Smell Like a Peach


You are sensual and flirtatious. You always make sure to enjoy yourself, even if no one else is having fun.
You feel like everyone takes life too seriously. You wish people would lighten up and see how sweet life is.

You are naturally sexy and attractive. Even when you’re trying to be more serious, you can’t help but be a bit of a tease.
Some people are scared of your power, but anyone who knows you loves you. You are so much sweeter and juicier than anyone imagines.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, July 18th, 2010

You Would Be a Pet Cat


Independent and aloof, you don’t like to be dependent on anyone.
And as for other people, you can take them or leave them. You often don’t care.
You live your life by your own rules. And you have deep motivations that no one truly understands.

Why you would make a great pet: You’re not needy or greedy… unlike other four legged friends.

Why you would make a bad pet: You’re not exactly running down to greet people at the door

What you would love about being a cat: Agility and freedom

What you would hate about being a cat: Being treated like a dog by clueless humans

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, July 11th, 2010

You Are a Chocolate Martini


You’re an elegant drunk, who only likes the best bars and the most expensive drinks.
A bit of a cheapskate, you’re likely to mooch ten dollar drinks off both friends and strangers.

You should never: Drink and dash. You’re going to get caught leaving someone with the tab!

Your ideal party: A posh celebrity party you crash, with an open bar.

Your drinking soulmates: those with a Classic Martini personality

Your drinking rivals: those with a Blueberry Martini personality

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, June 20th, 2010

You Scored 86% Correct


You are an 80s expert,
You never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop Boys.
You know which classical musician Falco rocked.
When it comes to 80s music, you Just Can’t Get Enough!
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, June 6th, 2010

You Are Laid Back


You’re so relaxed it’s intoxicating. People feel like they can really be themselves around you.
You believe “easy come, easy go” – and you are always ready to roll with the punches.

You don’t get involved in drama, and you usually have a clear head.
You are content to sit back and watch. You get a lot of joy from simply allowing things to unfold.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

You Are Tennis


You are highly competitive and driven.
You’re in it to win, and you will keep going until you do.
You crave fame, success, and the envy of others.