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Happy New Year!
Thursday, January 1st, 2009

You Will Keep Your New Year’s Resolution


You planning on making a resolution that’s smart, attainable, and perfect for where your life is.
Merry Christmas!
Thursday, December 25th, 2008

For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:


Twelve glam rockers drumming
Eleven candycanes a-sticking
Ten elves a-leaping
Nine ladies singing
Eight alpacas a-milking
Seven hot chocolates a-steaming
Six drunks a-drinking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling telemarketers
Three French fries
Two stale fruit cakes
And a fairy in a olive tree
Happy Xmas Eve!
Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

You Are a Snowman


Friendly and fun, you enjoy bringing holiday cheer to everyone you know!
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, December 21st, 2008

You Know a Lot About Christmas


You got 9/10 correct

You know tons about the history and traditions surrounding Christmas.
When you celebrate the holidays, you never forget their true meaning – or all the little fun details.

Random Christmas fact: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer was originally a promotional gimmick for Montgomery Ward.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, December 14th, 2008

Your Christmas is Most Like: How the Grinch Stole Christmas


You can’t really get into the Christmas spirit…
But it usually gets to you by the end of the holiday.
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, December 7th, 2008

You Should Spend the Holidays In


Italy – where your presents are delivered by an ugly witch on a broomstick
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Kicking off the holiday season with a quiz. Bah-hum-bug!


Your Christmas Sprit Level: 45%


You definitely have some Christmas spirit, and you enjoy the holidays as much as the average person.
You don’t go over the top celebrating, and by December 26th, you’re ready to pack away your decorations.

You have your own special Christmas traditions, and you tend to pick and choose what you like about Christmas.
The holidays are important to you, but you don’t let them take over your life.

Thanksgiving Horoscope
Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Thanksgiving Horoscope for Capricorn


You’re the sign most likely to only make a brief appearance at Thanksgiving dinner.

Your signature dish: Stuffing

Your signature dessert: Pumpkin Pie

This holiday: Eat as much as you want. The diet starts in January!

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Your Taste in Music:


Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Pop: Highest Influence
Adult Alternative: Highest Influence
Country: Highest Influence
Nineties: Highest Influence
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, November 9th, 2008

What Your Bed Says About You


Outward appearances aren’t important to you at all. You think that the over emphasis on looks to be shallow.

You try to be an organized person, but you often fall behind. Certain parts of your life tend to fall into chaos.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you’re grumpy if things aren’t the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a bit of a homebody, but you can also make yourself at home anywhere.