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Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Mad Madam M taking over to give you a fun new look at an old junior high game. MASH!



		I will marry David Tennant.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Seattle in our fabulous House.
		We will have 2 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Green BMW.
		I will spend my days as a Archivist, and live happily ever after.

And here’s Crystal’s!



		I will marry Jason.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in London in our fabulous Mansion.
		We will have 1 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a Orange Jaguar.
		I will spend my days as a Librarian, and live happily ever after.

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Sunday, July 6th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

The last All-American quiz. How about a little fireworks?

What Your These Fireworks Say About You

You are deeply passionate about a few things in your life.
Everything else, you couldn’t care less about.

Your passions tend to hold steady over time. If anything, they intensify.
Once you hold on to something (or someone), you don’t let go!

The Fireworks Test

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Sunday, June 29th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Never Date a Cancer

Clingy, emotional, and very private - it’s hard to escape a Cancer’s clutches.
And while Cancer will want to know everything about you, they’re anything but open in return.

Instead try dating: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, or Aquarius

What Sign Shouldn’t You Date?

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Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Sunday Funnies

You Are Most Like Liv Tyler

“I don’t want to spend so much time obsessing about myself.”

What Modern Bombshell Are You Most Like?

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Sunday, June 15th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

You Are a Pistachio

You are funky, freaky, and a total character.
You’re very different than anyone you know.
There’s no way you’re changing the way you are…
Which is good, because no one wants you to change.

What Nut Are You?

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Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Note that you do NOT have to give them your name or contact info at the end to get your results, just click continue until it shuts up and gives you your results.

Take the Sex and the City Quiz.

Fiery, self-assured, and snappy, you are most like Miranda Hobbes, the successful lawyer in the group. You pretend that you can take or leave love but deep down inside you wish for it to find you. You don’t open up easily, and often disguise your vulnerability with sarcasm and jokes. Fashion isn’t your strongest point - it’s smart business suits by day or sweatpants by night for you. This doesn’t count you out of the nightlife though, so throw on your best A-line dress and do your fabulous red hair, because it’s time to go out on the town with some of your best friends!

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Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Men See You As: A Difficult Challenge

You must be an incredible hottie…
Because it’s the only way you can pull of the ice queen act
You’re the type of woman that men love to chase
But if you don’t stop running, you’ll never get caught!

Do Men Find You a Challenge?

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Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

Your Slogan Should Be

Crystal. As Delicate as a Caress.

The Slogan Generator

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Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

You Are A Realistic Romantic

It’s easy for you to get swept away by romance…
But you’ve done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You’re still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don’t fall for every dreamy pick up line!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?

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Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Sunday Funnies

You Are Sheryl Crow!

Down to earth with tons of creative energy
When you talk, everyone can relate to you
“Life springs eternal
On a gaudy neon street
Not that I care at all”

Who’s Your Inner Rock Chick?

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