Crystal Jordan

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Sunday Funnies
Sunday, March 15th, 2009

You Should Own a Shih Tzu


Dignified, playful, and quiet.
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, March 8th, 2009

You’ll Find Love Online


Dating in meatspace is way too complicated and time consuming for you
You rather find a ton of guys at the click of a button
So go on, and have some fun in your online dating adventure
Just make sure perfectguy@mrright.com is who he says he is
Sunday Funnies
Sunday, March 1st, 2009

Copper actually is my favorite metal.


You Are Copper


You are provocative and challenging. You help people realize who they really are.
You live a very balanced life. You always take time for love and art.

You are both a powerful and generous person. You always have time to give back.
People find you to be incredibly ethical and loyal.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

You Are Doted On


You are sweet, sensitive, and a bit anxious. You are likely to have some health problems.

It’s likely that you will have four or more children… whether you use birth control or not!

You find yourself overjoyed, and you love to laugh. It’s easy to make you smile.

You are very detail oriented and tidy. Some may even call you obsessive.

You are quite conservative. You are neither a flirter or a flaunter.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, February 15th, 2009

I’m actually a middle child. Mad Madam M is an only child…


You Are Likely an Only Child


At your darkest moments, you feel frustrated.
At work and school, you do best when you’re organizing.
When you love someone, you tend to worry about them.

In friendship, you are emotional and sympathetic.
Your ideal careers are: radio announcer, finance, teaching, ministry, and management.
You will leave your mark on the world with organizational leadership, maybe as the author of self-help books.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, February 1st, 2009

Your Word is “Think”


You see life as an amazing mix of possibilities, ideas, and fascinations.
And sometimes you feel like you don’t have enough time to take it all in.

You love learning. Whether you’re in school or not, you’re probably immersed in several subjects right now.
When you’re not learning, you’re busy reflecting. You think a lot about the people you know and the things you’ve experienced.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, January 25th, 2009

You Are a Skull Cap


You are attractive, well put together, and even sexy.
You use fashion to look as hot as possible, even if it means sacrificing comfort.

You’re the type most likely to resist wearing a bulky coat or silly hat in the winter.
You prefer to freeze a little if it means looking as stylish as possible.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, January 18th, 2009

You Are Belly Dancing


You are sensual and naturally sexy. Never trashy, though.
You are comfortable in your own skin. You don’t have hangups about your body.

You are confident and playful. You love showing off.
You tend to be a little dominant and assertive… but only in a flirtatious way!

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, January 11th, 2009

You Are Most Like Miranda!


While you’ve had your fair share of romance, men don’t come first
Guys are a distant third to your friends and career.
And this independence *is* attractive to some men, in measured doses.
Remember that if you imagine the best outcome, it might just happen.

Romantic prediction: Someone from your past is waiting to reconnect…

But you’ll have to think of him differently, if you want things to work.

Sunday Funnies
Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Your Blogging Type is Logical and Principled


You like to voice your well thought out opinions on your blog.
And if someone doesn’t what you write, you really don’t care!
Serious and blunt, sometimes people take your blog the wrong way.
But you’re a true and loyal friend to those who truly get you.